I have a Golden retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

That is hilarious!!!!!!!!

Oh what I would give to have been in that line behind you!

oh my gorsh thats funy

I'm dying here! I love your sense of humor!!!!

I think I just spit coffee out of my nose. Thanks for the laugh!

Haha! That was fantastic! Thank you.

I love it!

Omg, Lmao!!!

lol you are a trip... My dh said he wished he was in line with you!!!! LOL

That is too funny.

That's too funny!!

HA! HA! HA! Oh My Goodness this was too funny! LOL

Thought I'd let you know, my husband is a manager at a parts supplier for Ford and he took a copy of that to work last night and had the place roaring with laughter!

You are crazy, I loved it!!!! Hey did you know you are getting a band on Thursday? Congratulations!!!

OMG! Sitting here this morning laughin my ass off! I've got to copy that and email it to a few friends! Then I need to get off my dwindling butt and get some house choires done - I'd say it's a Honey-do list but I wrote it, not her ..... would it be wrong to blame her?? Don't bother - I already know the anser to that! <DON'T class=inlineimg title=Peep alt="" border="0" src="images/smilies/peep.gif" <THEN class=inlineimg title=Peep do alt="" border="0" src="images/smilies/peep.gif"