I felt like creating a diversion... Please feel free to add some of your own to the list!

When you read these, be sure to have a nasal, whiny, Jeff Foxworthy-ish tone to your voice.

If you've ever eaten a double-cheeseburger with a baby spoon...

you might be a Bandster!

If you've ever put Protein powder in a pepper shaker...

you might be a Bandster!

If you've ever taken 6 bites to eat a single scallop...

you might be a Bandster!

If you refuse to leave the house without carrying 3 ziplock baggies, a portion-request card, and a bottle of Girl Scout Cookie Antidote...

you might be a Bandster!

If you map out "bathroom exit strategies" before you sit down in a restaurant...

you might be a Bandster!

If PB no longer means "peanut butter"...

you might be a Bandster!

If you need a stopwatch to eat dinner...

you might be a Bandster!

If slime enters your life without turning on Nickelodeon...

you might be a Bandster!

If you use children's plates, bowls, cups & utensils for every meal...

you might be a Bandster!

If you're on first name basis with a surgeon, nurse, nutritionist, psychologist, exercise physiologist & X-ray technician...

you just might be a Bandster!

(Come on, I can't be the only one with these! LOL)

If you quit going to Hometown Buffet, Sizzler, Country Buffet, Golden Corral & Cici's because you just can't get your money's worth...

you just might be a Bandster!

Oh my gosh, thank you so much. Laughed so hard I darn ner peed my pants!

If "you're restricted" no longer means you've been grounded by your parents (or spouse, lol)...

you might be a Bandster!

oh these are great!!

If you are always talking about your port and you have never been on a boat, you might be a Banster!

If your kids look at your plate and say, "is that ALL you are eating"?, you might be a Bandster

If your husband looks at your plate and says " I didn't think you could eat that", you might be a Bandster. :Banane04::rant::mad:

If Hot Dogs and Girl Scout Cookies frighten you, you might be a bandster and a member of the Gone for Good Club.

If you are obsessed with your protein intake, you might be a bandster.

If you've got the BEST and most LOYAL support group on this planet, you might be a Bandster.

If you tell your friend that you have to go get a "fill" and you are NOT going to the Shell station, you might be a Bandster.

If you and your 6 month old granddaughter SHARE a meal, you might be a Bandster.

If you say "I'm so tight" and you aren't refering to your hoo hoo...

You might be a bandster.