I felt like creating a diversion... Please feel free to add some of your own to the list!

When you read these, be sure to have a nasal, whiny, Jeff Foxworthy-ish tone to your voice.

If you've ever eaten a double-cheeseburger with a baby spoon...

you might be a Bandster!

If you've ever put Protein powder in a pepper shaker...

you might be a Bandster!

If you've ever taken 6 bites to eat a single scallop...

you might be a Bandster!

If you refuse to leave the house without carrying 3 ziplock baggies, a portion-request card, and a bottle of Girl Scout Cookie Antidote...

you might be a Bandster!

If you're at a friend's house for dinner and you have to refuse the drink offer because it will delay dinner...you might be a bandster.

If your family thinks bad weather follows you around because all they hear are the rumblings of thunder coming from your belly....you might be a bandster.

If you'd rather throw away your old clothes than give them away and let someone see what size you wore...you might be a bandster.

If you feel like a turkey with the button that pops up the closer it is to being "done"...you might be a bandster. (Note...I'm looking forward to seeing that port pop out...can't feel it yet!)

These were my futile attempts at humor...I am getting a kick out of this thread! You guys are too funny!

LMAO ! I just found this thread and had to bump it. :bump2:I laughed so hard at some of these. Let's see how long we can keep it going this time.