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Saw this on CBS News Sunday Morning, and thought it was hilarious, it's just in fun, so don't get to worked up libs, though there are some good points.

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Twas the eve of elections and all through the land

the tea party was stirring for business at hand.

We must stop Obama, we must make him fail

even though of his programs we usually avail.

No to the stimulus, of this we must stop

but where do we stand for it's ribbon cutting photo-op?

We don't like the bailouts but on this we don't rally

just one more in our hypocritical tally.

We claim to be main street but it's wall street we love,

we're silent on bonuses given above.

But for those who are jobless or looking for work,

well, they are just lazy and living off pork.

While millions are dying for lack of healthcare,

we must not support it or do our share.

'Cause we have ours, but of ours we deserve,

while others are lazy and expect to be served.

The deficit, the spending, it's a real bitcher,

except when we have to make the rich richer.

Then we can spend so to give them more money.

I know it's sounds wrong, but ain't it just funny?

They're hypocrites, it's true so let me count the ways,

but there's no room - not even on Santa's sleigh.

For the number's too many, and it is such a fright,

Good bye to the tea party at to all a good night.

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Twas the eve of elections and all through the land

the tea party was stirring for business at hand.

We must stop Obama, we must make him fail

even though of his programs we usually avail.

No to the stimulus, of this we must stop

but where do we stand for it's ribbon cutting photo-op?

We don't like the bailouts but on this we don't rally

just one more in our hypocritical tally.

We claim to be main street but it's wall street we love,

we're silent on bonuses given above.

But for those who are jobless or looking for work,

well, they are just lazy and living off pork.

While millions are dying for lack of healthcare,

we must not support it or do our share.

'Cause we have ours, but of ours we deserve,

while others are lazy and expect to be served.

The deficit, the spending, it's a real bitcher,

except when we have to make the rich richer.

Then we can spend so to give them more money.

I know it's sounds wrong, but ain't it just funny?

They're hypocrites, it's true so let me count the ways,

but there's no room - not even on Santa's sleigh.

For the number's too many, and it is such a fright,

Good bye to the tea party at to all a good night.

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and

prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .

Then he decided to write God a letter

requesting the $100.00. WhenThe postal authorities received the letter addressed to God , USA . they decided to send it to President Obama. Obama was so amused that he instructed his

secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill. He thought this would appear to be a lot of money

to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill

and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God: Thank you very much for

sending the money. However, I noticed

that for some reason you sent it through

Washington, D.C. and those idiots took

$95.00 in taxes.

Hi All. (I'm not back for good) I just wanted to tell a funny joke and wish you all A Very Merry Christmas as well. God bless you and have a nice Christmas and A Very Happy New Year!

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A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and

prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .

Then he decided to write God a letter

requesting the $100.00. WhenThe postal authorities received the letter addressed to God , USA . they decided to send it to President Obama. Obama was so amused that he instructed his

secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill. He thought this would appear to be a lot of money

to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill

and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God: Thank you very much for

sending the money. However, I noticed

that for some reason you sent it through

Washington, D.C. and those idiots took

$95.00 in taxes.

Hi All. (I'm not back for good) I just wanted to tell a funny joke and wish you all A Very Merry Christmas as well. God bless you and have a nice Christmas and A Very Happy New Year!

Just so he doesn't entrust that $5 to the greedy, private, Wall Street CEO's where he will have to pay capital gains and dividend taxes on it before it loses its value altogether due to their reckless behavior and then reward themselves with bonuses. LOL

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year

and may Pres. Obama continue to succeed in the new year.

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