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Did ya'll hear something?

I thought it was dove season?

:smile2:

Doves!! I just thought we should have lu catch some and we can release at the wedding.

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Ahh! I'd like that! Until they crapped on me.

(Okay, even that would be a little funny - years and years and YEARS later.)

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Ahh! I'd like that! Until they crapped on me.

(Okay, even that would be a little funny - years and years and YEARS later.)

That would rock.. NOTE to self and LU...

GET BIRDs!

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Birds pooping = high intellectual humor for me! I laugh every time.

Trust me DD and DH laughed plenty last weekend when a bird crapped on me in San Antonio.

I just had to buy a new shirt there...darn.

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I will find a way to turn it around and you shall be spanked

why am i not surprised??

A girl goes to the beach for the day - and all hell blows up. Anybody hear me? - Why has no one answered me? Is it Kosher to invite yourself when no one else has?

Did you say something, KC? :sneaky:

Girl you KNOW you've made the cut!!!

haha got your txt earlier at least I hope that was you haha

I hope you're havin a blast! Flirt it up!

Wait, I thought only I got a text! :sneaky:

I agree with Bra - flirt it up!

Doves!! I just thought we should have lu catch some and we can release at the wedding.

:sad: Oh god!

Trust me DD and DH laughed plenty last weekend when a bird crapped on me in San Antonio. I just had to buy a new shirt there...darn.

Gonna hafta email DH - why are there no pics of this incident!?! :wink2:

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What are you all smokin' in here?? ROTFL....

:thumbup:

i'm afraid to go start at the beginning & re-read :tt1:

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i'm afraid to go start at the beginning & re-read :tt1:

well i did re-read the first 4 pages and my cheeks hurt from laughing...

bumping for the other knuckle heads to re-read as well.

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What are you all smokin' in here?? ROTFL....

:cool:

Nothing that night. But if you really want some we could scrounge something up.

im such the black sheep.... no invite for me either... :smile:

You and me both ;( I just blame everything on rhonda

well i did re-read the first 4 pages and my cheeks hurt from laughing...

bumping for the other knuckle heads to re-read as well.

I am scared to re-read... I might have to have a drink LOL

Hmm well I can't do that I have a meeting in 30 minutes :thumbup: and the 1 I had at lunch is probably enough for now :tt1:

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Ah...luvs you, too SNT.

Being curious, tipsy, tired and pissed, I've looked up a few threads here and I still think Headhunter got a really fucking raw deal. He got ganged up on by someone "mean" (I can say that without being banned, because clearly it's acceptable....see reference in Please Help -http://www.lapbandtalk.com/f178/please-help-98595/index4.html )

She's "nasty, rude and arrogant" (I can say that without being banned, because clearly it's acceptable....see page 3 of Please Help - http://www.lapbandtalk.com/f178/please-help-98595/index4.html )

Her opinions are "total BS" (I can say that without being banned, because clearly it's acceptable...see page 1 of http://www.lapbandtalk.com/f84/banding-out-usa-98764/#post1280255 )

IMO she stalks people who ARE far superior in intellect, I think that "somebody needs to kick that jackass in the balls. What a whiney biatch." (Clearly acceptable....blah blah...see Page 2 of http://www.lapbandtalk.com/f80/ghetto-99129/index2.html )

Can someone please explain to me ...oh, wait. I forgot. Asking for explanations is futile.

Calling someone names, then running and telling the mods you're feelings were hurt. I feel so...so...dehumanized. Who's the whiney biatch? (Oh, and in all the threads I've read, you make one consistent error - loose vs. lose. Learn the difference. You're on a weight loss forum.)

Grow a pair (not pear, btw).

And with that, good night.

So elegantly put. I missed this the first time around lol :tt1:

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BBK - unfortunately, um *most* of us were sober that night (looking at 2 guilty parties) so we have nothing to blame but our senses of humor!!! We really can just amuse ourselves!

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Now maybe somebody can "demand" that headhunter be brought back! Ah, that'll get the good times a-rolling again!

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