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Alex, New Santa Letter For This Year



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Dear Alex Santa,

A year has come an gone since my last Christmas letter to you and I want you to know, I LOVED the pressies you finally got around to giving gave me this year!!! 🦄 :565_rainbow: 🖕 !!!!

I've been a very bad, so-so, steadily mediocre girl this year. I have only "acted out inappropriately" on the boards as a direct result of people pissing me off hanger-issues and deeply-seated psycho Mommy issues.

I promise to be a better BPal. (Who am I kidding--you know once a knucklehead, always a knucklehead...) But I will TRY to be a better member of BP. :) I'll also try to contribute here a little more. I know I don't post very much to the Forums.

So this year I only have three things on my list. Yay you! Winner Winner BP Cookies and FF high Protein milk dinner!

For Christmas this year, I'd like:

1. To relabel this little guy JazzHands.JPG.33c39c744f7c33bde6fd6a7df4dd4afd.JPG emoji (but keep him cuz he's seriously cute). Label him as Jazz Hands!

2. Recruit a NEW emoji for hugs--one that actually looks sincere (not like he's seriously laughing at you).

3. World peace.

Alternate 4th (Bonus Gift)

4. Please send all my leftovers to the starving kids in China.

Signed Sincerely,

Little Susie in BFE

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As well as world peace could we please have a cure for cancer , MS, MND and all those other horrible diseases.

Plus

No more hunger, pain, child abuse, animal abuse, spouse abuse and while I'm at it can you please do something about all those people who think it's ok to go and shoot a bunch of people just for their 15 minutes of fame

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I just used that hug emoji and I was thinking the same thing LOL!!!! :D I'm like, K...now I feel stupid after looking at that hug emoji LOL yes it should be called Jazz Hands, haha

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17 hours ago, FluffyChix said:

Dear Alex Santa,

A year has come an gone since my last Christmas letter to you and I want you to know, I LOVED the pressies you finally got around to giving gave me this year!!! 🦄 :565_rainbow: 🖕 !!!!

I've been a very bad, so-so, steadily mediocre girl this year. I have only "acted out inappropriately" on the boards as a direct result of people pissing me off hanger-issues and deeply-seated psycho Mommy issues.

I promise to be a better BPal. (Who am I kidding--you know once a knucklehead, always a knucklehead...) But I will TRY to be a better member of BP. :) I'll also try to contribute here a little more. I know I don't post very much to the Forums.

So this year I only have three things on my list. Yay you! Winner Winner BP Cookies and FF high Protein milk dinner!

For Christmas this year, I'd like:

1. To relabel this little guy JazzHands.JPG.33c39c744f7c33bde6fd6a7df4dd4afd.JPG emoji (but keep him cuz he's seriously cute). Label him as Jazz Hands!

2. Recruit a NEW emoji for hugs--one that actually looks sincere (not like he's seriously laughing at you).

3. World peace.

Alternate 4th (Bonus Gift)

4. Please send all my leftovers to the starving kids in China.

Signed Sincerely,

Little Susie in BFE

LargeBowChik_Headshot.jpg.33fa6e3cb981f15bea5368a9d8b4c727.jpg

You're a funny chix! 😂

I can't add any more emoji without making the user experience pretty crappy on mobile. There are many others I'd like to add.

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Awwww. Wah. Well thanks for looking into it.

Then can I sub #1 for: a new pony? :)

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I'll take a driver's license, just relocated , New landlord stated nobody there for months as he just got through remodeling. Yet in today's mail came an New Ohio Drivers license, they now mail them instead of giving out the day you apply. And the plot thickens, it was issued the day I moved in. Do you suppose I can convince the Ohio State Highway Patrol that's me, after all it is the Correct Address, No guess not, doesn't look like me, wrong age , wrong gender. Ah but it was a Happy Dream! Don't have an emoji for that either, do you Alex?

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On 11/8/2018 at 8:39 PM, elcee said:

world peace cure for cancer , MS, MND and all those other horrible diseases.No more hunger, pain, child abuse, animal abuse, spouse abuse please do something about all those people who think it's ok to go and shoot a bunch of people just for their 15 minutes of fame

@Elce

all the above sad problems - need to be addressed/dealt with, FIXED.

Poverty tops my list! too! The horrible/constant shootings/murders- are unfortunately

the new norm for the younger generation. ( ie my grand-kids and yours) They don't

know any different world😧

kathy

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On 11/8/2018 at 5:55 PM, FluffyChix said:

A year has come an gone since my last Christmas letter🦄🖕

@FluffyChix

hey bud

you started a cute good thread!

@elcee made many good/worthy serious

comments about our sad world.

i thought i'd take the ball and roll with it.

Thus my post. Didn't mean to turn your

thread all serious - i do believe in Santa,

and i hope he can make this world right.

Please.

kathy

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