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What the buggers won't do to avoid having to "deal" with the empty. Sadly does not improve with the 20s....

if the teenagers would just text me when they use the last bit of something I wouldn't have to turn into a raging madwoman when I discover the empty container still in the cupboard or fridge....................

Hehehe!!!! You mean you haven't found a recipe that calls for a thimbleful of milk, a splash of orange juice or a microscopic dab of Peanut Butter either?

Good it seems I'm not alone!

Ahhhhhh kids. Maybe husbands too. ;).

:). :). :).

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Dipshyts in traffic !!!!!!!

My daily commute to work has me on the interstate.

I can't freakin stand the idiots who slow drive and hog the left lane. I wanna shoot out their tires and spin 'em out the way.

Fargin Bastages !!!!!!

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I've been saving up this thread to read on my Friday morning... and it did not disappoint! Thanks everybody for the great laughs I've started my day with!

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I've been saving up this thread to read on my Friday morning... and it did not disappoint! Thanks everybody for the great laughs I've started my day with!

Whose laughing, woman ?

I swear I'm going to ram the next left-lane-slow driver in the arse with my bumper.

Gonna do it...........one day.

Today is not that day, though. :P

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US Presidential Election Year Rant:

I am so sick of having to listen to people who insist on spewing their political ideologies all over the damn place -- on Facebook, on line at cash registers, in doctors' waiting rooms, at work, on planes, at parties, at family reunions, etc.

Yes, I know it's their First Amendment right. But it's more than annoying being forced to listen politely to people loudly proclaim that everyone who doesn't adore and endorse their beloved candidate is an idiot / stupid / unpatriotic / immoral / uneducated / [insert here your favorite pejorative].

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Can we talk about people in crosswalks or who you allow to cross in front of you in parking lots?

Why the #^*%#* must they meander slowly, often looking down and texting, sometimes coming to a dead stop in the middle of the road to check their bag or phone, walking the slowest route In a long diagonal...

I let you pass in front of me. Knees to chests, b!tches!!!

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My goodness, @@LipstickLady - you have so many rants!

Thank you for saying what the rest of us want to. ;)

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Can we talk about people in crosswalks or who you allow to cross in front of you in parking lots?

Why the #^*%#* must they meander slowly, often looking down and texting, sometimes coming to a dead stop in the middle of the road to check their bag or phone, walking the slowest route In a long diagonal...

I let you pass in front of me. Knees to chests, b!tches!!!

I get irritated at the ones who just walk out in front of you and walk SUPER slow and they don't use a crosswalk .. I didn't know anyone could walk that slow!

Or if you follow behind someone into the drive of a complex and they stop to talk to someone who had been walking. There is no way to go around you! Move off to the side and let others pass through.

Or you see a driving sitting there and then as soon as you're close to them.. they pull out in front of you and go slow.

Get a move on people!

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Can I just rant about stupid people in general? Particularly in the workplace?

Why can't you read and understand an email? If the email says to schedule a monthly meeting in place of a weekly meeting, cancel the original meeting and make a new monthly one! If I remind you that I sent you an email with information you need, search your inbox for it instead of telling me you didn't get it! C'mon - I know you got it. And speaking of email, what's with people not responding to email? When I've sent my coworkers 3+ "follow up" emails over the span of a month and haven't received a single reply - THAT'S JUST RUDE.

/rant (for now)

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Ok, here's another one....if you are fortunate enough not to have a disability...DO NOT PARK IN THE HANDICAPPED SPACES! DO NOT USE THE HANDICAPPED BATHROOM STALLS AND DO NOT USE THE HANDICAPPED SHOPPING CARTS! My daughter is disabled, after having 4 open heart surgeries in her short 24 years of life....she needs these things! If you use these and do not need them, you are an assf^ck.

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This post has had me snorting and laughing out loud ! It's all soooooo true !

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I've been saving up this thread to read on my Friday morning... and it did not disappoint! Thanks everybody for the great laughs I've started my day with!

Whose laughing, woman ?

I swear I'm going to ram the next left-lane-slow driver in the arse with my bumper.

Gonna do it...........one day.

Today is not that day, though. :P

I regularly wish for the turtle shell or missiles from Mario Cart for these drivers.

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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
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