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Somebody in the kitchen across from my office is cooking toast!

KindaFamiliar

By KindaFamiliar, in Rants & Raves

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RILEYSMOM22    344

RILEYSMOM22
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It would seem it is just the accent....

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Babbs    14,681

Babbs
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@@Babbs

So it's not my rugged good looks or my rapier wit?

What about my charm?

No?

It's just my accent??

Well, I haven't seen a pic, so it can't be that.

You CAN be charming on occasion....

I actually have never heard your accent, so....

I guess I don't really like you after all.

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Ashlegal    525

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Monday my supervising attorney ordered Chinese Take-Out for the entire office. When it was delivered the the entire 11th floor smelled heavenly.

There was no place for me to hide and I felt as if I had entered the third circle of hell. Dante was visiting me as I sat at my desk engulfed in flame passing time in what is best described as Gluttony.

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4MRB4PHOTO    3,900

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Monday my supervising attorney ordered Chinese Take-Out for the entire office. When it was delivered the the entire 11th floor smelled heavenly.

There was no place for me to hide and I felt as if I had entered the third circle of hell. Dante was visiting me as I sat at my desk engulfed in flame passing time in what is best described as Gluttony.

Did Daniel Webster provide legal representation for you? :)

Edited by 4MRB4PHOTO

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WLSResources/ClothingExch    3,444

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@@LipstickLady Do you recall asking several days ago whether you detected a threat against your little friend? You ain't seen nothin' yet. Do you recall saying more recently that you're a grown woman? I am, too, and long past thinking that pulled pigtails and screeches that one's pigtails have been pulled constitute a crush.

@@heather5565 No, the U.S. is not thusly accursed. As to the rest, you are most fortunate.

@Babbs Trust me and don't be fooled. There are accents galore. Far too many sound as though they come from the downhill side of the tracks.

@@KindaFamiliar Nope, that's just you inflating your gular pouch again. And again. And again. You ain't nothin' but a frigate bird.

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LipstickLady    25,682

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@@LipstickLady Do you recall asking several days ago whether you detected a threat against your little friend? You ain't seen nothin' yet. Do you recall saying more recently that you're a grown woman? I am, too, and long past thinking that pulled pigtails and screeches that one's pigtails have been pulled constitute a crush.

My "little friend"? Huh?

I would suggest that if your insinuation of your intent to threaten members of this forum is real, that you reconsider. I am quite positive that the owner of this site would frown on it.

I do believe not only is that type of behavior against the rules and regulations of this forum, but it is also best left on the playground.

@@LipstickLady Do you recall asking several days ago whether you detected a threat against your little friend? You ain't seen nothin' yet. Do you recall saying more recently that you're a grown woman? I am, too, and long past thinking that pulled pigtails and screeches that one's pigtails have been pulled constitute a crush.

@@heather5565 No, the U.S. is not thusly accursed. As to the rest, you are most fortunate.

@Babbs Trust me and don't be fooled. There are accents galore. Far too many sound as though they come from the downhill side of the tracks.

@@KindaFamiliar Nope, that's just you inflating your gular pouch again. And again. And again. You ain't nothin' but a frigate bird.

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Ashlegal    525

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Monday my supervising attorney ordered Chinese Take-Out for the entire office. When it was delivered the the entire 11th floor smelled heavenly.

There was no place for me to hide and I felt as if I had entered the third circle of hell. Dante was visiting me as I sat at my desk engulfed in flame passing time in what is best described as Gluttony.

Did Daniel Webster provide legal representation for you? :)

No as I have never needed legal representation. I'm a good girl.

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Ashlegal    525

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Oops.

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Chanti_    27

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Toast that tastes bad??

You ladies obviously don't know the pleasures of Vegemite!!!

Been there. Maybe it was Marmite, I think you need to be raised on the stuff to enjoy it Yuck! They only way I ever enjoyed Vegemite was in the Men at Work song.

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KindaFamiliar    3,867

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Well then...

It seems like me being me has ruffled a few feathers...

It's not been my intention to do so..

I'd make apologies if I was actually being anything but myself...

But I wasn't..

So I won't...

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Babbs    14,681

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I was just kidding!!

You know I love ya!

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4MRB4PHOTO    3,900

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@@KindaFamiliarYou're a sl*t.

Why? He mentioned spreading the vegemite on his toast, not his "donger". :)

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♥dreamable    189

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You are right - I have never been formally introduced to vegemite. Except by way of Men At Work's "Who Can It Be Now." And even then, it was an acquired taste.

Stay strong!

LOL this cracked me up. haha

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