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During a long day of looking around the new Bass Pro shop near Denver,

my friends and I stopped in at Hooter's for some Hot Wings.

After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me

which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told them, "The one who knows how to fix elevators."

I'm old, tired, and piddle a lot.

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LOL! Hilarious!!!! :lol:

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I sort of like MALE HUMOR, because I presently am living with my husband and TWO SONS! Thanks for my morning chuckle with my first cup of coffee !!!!!!!!!

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Phunny!Thanks!

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I sort of like MALE HUMOR, because I presently am living with my husband and TWO SONS! Thanks for my morning chuckle with my first cup of coffee !!!!!!!!!

My daughter has lived with her redneck husband, 2 sons and a nephew for the last 8 years. She had to move her gal cave out to the RV trailer so she could get away from all the potty humor, cup o cheese fart jokes and Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mummie, Mother(you get it?)

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I sort of like MALE HUMOR, because I presently am living with my husband and TWO SONS! Thanks for my morning chuckle with my first cup of coffee !!!!!!!!!

My daughter has lived with her redneck husband, 2 sons and a nephew for the last 8 years. She had to move her gal cave out to the RV trailer so she could get away from all the potty humor, cup o cheese fart jokes and Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mummie, Mother(you get it?)
Oh, I get it all right. I lived with three men....my late husband and my two sons. My 'gal cave' was the tub. They all knew that when mom was in the tub, no one could bother me. It saved my sanity.

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TMF !!!! Im trying to type but I cant cause im laughing too hard !! I totally "get" your sense of humor, as im kind of a dork too !!! The most hilarious part of this is my sort of redneck hubby loves fishing stores AND works in the Elevator trade !!!! This just screams " him!" He'll just die laughing !

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TMF !!!! Im trying to type but I cant cause im laughing too hard !! I totally "get" your sense of humor, as im kind of a dork too !!! The most hilarious part of this is my sort of redneck hubby loves fishing stores AND works in the Elevator trade !!!! This just screams " him!" He'll just die laughing !

My son-in-law has a good job with the public utilities dept and has lots of time to hunt, fish and chase bears with his dogs. He went in to Cabella's looking for a part time job and his first question was, "How much discount do employees get"? He didn't get the job.

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I will take humor any way I can get it LOL! We need to joke and laugh as much as we can!

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@2uchfun, did you really think us Ladies were not going to look since the post said MALE HUMOR LOL you should know by now , I mean look what happen when Junkie5.0 posted does size really matter , and asked the question of the men so you know we have to look and get a kick out of it as we curious what how men think , just as most men wander about women , especially since we all have lost weight and gained in other aspects our life like our health for the better.

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