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By paladin, in Rants & Raves

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AshevilleEddie    14

AshevilleEddie
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To tell you the truth, one of my closest friends, gay, is a fabulous cook and a great host but keeps an absolutely filthy apartment. (You have to examine the cutlery before using it.)

Eww.

He wanted to invite my mum over and I told him that she had never been to the third world.

ROTFLMFAO!!! ;) I have been to the third world and for the most part their toilets are actually pretty clean. Of course, they throw their used toilet paper into the trash (or onto the floor behind the toilet if there's no trash can) because their septic systems can't handle it. I won't say what country lest there be natives of said country among us... :guess

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green    6

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Eww.

ROTFLMFAO!!! ;) I have been to the third world and for the most part their toilets are actually pretty clean. Of course, they throw their used toilet paper into the trash (or onto the floor behind the toilet if there's no trash can) because their septic systems can't handle it. I won't say what country lest there be natives of said country among us... :guess

It doesn't sound like you have been to India or Nepal or, if you have, you've been frequenting a better class of toilet than I have. :phanvan And if you have, I am sooooo envious!:cry

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AshevilleEddie    14

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But we should visit the new lap banders first. They are the ones with the drugz.:heh:

Hopefully, that will be me very soon. <fingers crossed> My old doc's office actually put together a recap today of all my weights for the two years I saw him. It's going to the insurance company in the morning. It's not the full chart, but hopefully they'll accept it. Please say a prayer (light a candle, cut up a chicken - whatever it is you do) for me...

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AshevilleEddie    14

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It doesn't sound like you have been to India or Nepal

No, you're right there. But I will narrow it down to a continent for you - it was in South America. Oh what the hell - it was Chile. It's a very beautiful country, and Chilenos are overall the most friendly, open people I have ever met. They just have bad sewers... ;)

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marjon9    6

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I'm from Chile and I'm proud of our sewers. Your radio show should be cancelled immediately. :heh:

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BJean    16

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Eddie! The next thing you're gonna tell me is that you don't care for Barbra Streisand. :heh: My bubble has been burst.

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BJean    16

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Green: If there were a way that we could stage a par-tay for that guest list of yours, I'll bet we could get some newbies to join us with their nice fresh meds. Maybe Eddie or Mark could score us some snazzy accommodations in Chile.

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AshevilleEddie    14

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I'm from Chile and I'm proud of our sewers. Your radio show should be cancelled immediately. :heh:

SEE?? I knew I should have just kept my mouth shut. Damn. :faint:

Mark, are you really from Chile or are you just giving me shit??

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AshevilleEddie    14

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Eddie! The next thing you're gonna tell me is that you don't care for Barbra Streisand. :heh: My bubble has been burst.

Well, I did listen to her a lot during my formative years. Do you think that's why I'm Gay?? If I'd only listened to the Osmonds instead...

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AshevilleEddie    14

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Oh, dear. I'm pretty sure that wouldn't have helped.

Are you sure? They were so wholesome...

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Devana    0

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Devana: Have I told you lately how jealous I am? Seriously it's great to read about your relationship with your sister. My sister and I were so close and so supportive of each other in every aspect of our lives. I miss her terribly. Count your blessings - although I know you do from your post!

BJean, I'm so sorry about your sister. How long has she been gone? I know I would miss mine terribly.

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marjon9    6

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SEE?? I knew I should have just kept my mouth shut. Damn. :faint:

Mark, are you really from Chile or are you just giving me shit??

No, I'm not from Chile, just trying to stir up trouble. Slow news day, I guess. :biggrin1:

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AshevilleEddie    14

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No, I'm not from Chile, just trying to stir up trouble. Slow news day, I guess. :biggrin1:

You are evil and must be destroyed. See, I am Gay enough to quote (loosely) lines from Steel Magnolias! :lol:

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airwayman    2

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airwayman: No wonder you have a fondness for buying gifts. You obviously know where to shop. Upscale ladies lingerie, perhaps?

I could spend hours in Victoria Secret. Sometimes what you can't quite see is more exciting than seeing the body part naked. A see through frilly bra turns me on! Perfume, all that stuff, great potions to my eyes and nose.

Cooking - I can cook a frozen dog and make it taste good. I'm not one for following a recipe unless it's absolutely necessary. I just add and wing it until it tastes good. Helps that my wife will eat anything I cook and love it. She likes good food, sure, but she likes any food she doesn't have to cook. She cleans up. I hate that.

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