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Just putting it out there, so 'dirty' little secrets may see the light of day!

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Okay, so, since I've been frequenting this virtual bariatric world, there appear to be a few issues which seem to ignite much debate and throw the most meekly devised threads into huge ego-centric 'flaming' exercises.

Not only do I, personally, find this predictably boring; it is also deeply unhelpful. We all know that this process changes or should change, how we do and view things to do with food and wider health issues, forever. As such, it takes a bit of getting used to.

The prospect of having to adapt our long-held behaviours is scary and our little food related rituals? They are tough bleedin' Cookies to break. (My apologies for mentioning the 'C' word there)

Consequently, I'm a big believer in the adage that 'skeletons in the cupboard' are no longer 'skeletons', if they are dragged out into the light of day. (Normally kicking and screaming with the neighbours looking on in horror)

So, roll-up, roll-up. Consider this an online bariatric confessional!

There'll be no 'Hail Mary's' or 'Our Fathers' and flagellation will NOT and should not be forthcoming.

I want you to tell us your 'dirty' little bariatric secrets.

What did you do? Why did you do it? (and I will refrain from asking 'with whom?' you did it!) How did it make you feel afterwards? Did you resolve to never do it again - or indeed, did you think that actually, everything in moderation is not so bad after all?

Did you chow down on that hot-sauce laden and cheese encrusted beef taco 2 days post op? (No one can tell I'm fantasizing about anything that does not constitute a 'fluid' much, can you?!!!) Did you sneak into the fridge and eat all your kids chocolate bars, happy in the knowledge that your Protein Pump Inhibitors would prevent you from getting indigestion? Did you swallow 10 vodka martini's to see if your pouch and your legs could take it?

Come on, tell Aunty Revs and lets see if we can put these beasts to bed once and for all :) x

As is only fair, I shall go first.. Tonight, I, 8 days post surgery, ate a fair amount of cheese frosting off the top of a red velvet cupcake (and maybe a couple of mouthfuls of the sponge, too). Why? Because it was there. Did it make any sense? No, because I have never craved sweet stuff. I'm a savoury kind of girl. What did I learn from it? That damn, I'm an emotional eater (which I never thought I was) and that shockingly, that **** went down a little bit too easily. Consequently, I learnt in that way lies grave danger...

See, if I can do it, anyone can. So, step forward and lets hear the 'worst' you've got. Everyone is welcome and all are equal here :) x

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{hug}

Come on Laura.....bring it in! ;) Let's start this love fest!

I'd be careful with that invite.....Laura offered to give my wife a sponge bath on another thread just this morning. She does not know when to say when. Apparently she's traded one addiction for another.

Hey.....wait that sounds like a new sub forum just waiting to happen.

I'd be careful with that invite.....Laura offered to give my wife a sponge bath on another thread just this morning. She does not know when to say when. Apparently she's traded one addiction for another.

Hey.....wait that sounds like a new sub forum just waiting to happen.

Now I like where this is going!!

((((Hugs))))) For everyone! And sponge baths for missus butter (And aroundhky ) :D

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{hug}

Hey now, I know my ass looks great in these new Levi's (REGULAR PERSON SIZE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TEN YEARS!!!!), but you really need not grab it while hugging me.

Ok. Just one quick squeeze. ;)

but you really need not grab it while hugging me.

Ummmm...... That was me :D

And where's that spotted d**k eating Brit?

She needs to get in on this hug. :P

Hey now, I know my ass looks great in these new Levi's (REGULAR PERSON SIZE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TEN YEARS!!!!), but you really need not grab it while hugging me.

Ok. Just one quick squeeze. ;)

I've never been able to hold myself to one of anything, and I'm sure not going to start now!

(Congrats on the jeans, BTW!)

And where's that spotted d**k eating Brit?

She needs to get in on this hug. :P

Now there's something healthy ... never did like spotted d**k, but I know there are those who do. Too close to fruit cake, for my likes.

Well... This thread sure took a sudden turn.

About time.

I'm taking some credit for that. :D Or blame....depends on how you look at the sudden turn.

<waving a fan after looking at LipstickLady's new backside, er jeans> Is it warm in here, or is it just me?

Oh baby...IT'S HOT!! Mr.Lipstick keeps rubbing it when he walks by like he's expecting a genie to pop out. HA!

Given your sig, let's hope it's only a genie! :P

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