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Can't wit unitl I lose an elephant penis! HAHAHA I've only lost a human leg so far but I'm very happy with that :)

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I lost my ass! Oh? Wrong thread??? Ummmm..let me go look...

Ok I'm back! I lost a gold brick and a pineapple...

But really, what happened to my ass??? My daughter loves to point out how flat it is now..

It must of been all those years of sitting on it :P

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i lost an elephant penis and an adult maltese dog. :P

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I lost my ass! Oh? Wrong thread??? Ummmm..let me go look...

Ok I'm back! I lost a gold brick and a pineapple...

But really, what happened to my ass??? My daughter loves to point out how flat it is now..

It must of been all those years of sitting on it :P

Playing the stock market? Lotsa folks lose it there.

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I have lost a brain, a six foot aluminum ladder and an elephant penis...give or take a malayan Flying Fox or two...

I read this to my hubby lmao... And he says "damn what did she do? Get divorced?" Lmao... He's totally kidding!!!

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I just wanna know what an elephant penis weighs! Lmao.... And how do y'all come to know this strange ....boarder line ....bizarre facts... Lol

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I just upgraded to the entire encyclopedia Brittanica

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I lost a newborn calf and two Maltese dogs...or I lost as much as my skinny sister weighs. I lost a whole adult woman...whoa

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Hahahaha these were great to read!! I can't wait to join y'all on the losers bench. :)

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I lost an Irish Setter, a box of wine & a box of brown sugar which totals 74 LBS!

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Cherbear, too funny! Lol... Glad ur doing so well!!

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Thank you *misty* *raine*

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