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I can't wait to become a stripper!!!! I'm down to 268. Can't wait be a dancer, a dancer for money like my idol Tina turner. Lol

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Cause I want the money and need to feed my five point 1 kids and to pay for my education!

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Ooo! Good plan!! Maybe I'll be.... a 'Surrogate Partner' for the really wealthy 75+ plus crowd. With yachts. And a stripper on the weekends!!! Here's to being skinny!!! Dolla bills y'all!!

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Ooo! Good plan!! Maybe I'll be.... a 'Surrogate Partner' for the really wealthy 75+ plus crowd. With yachts. And a stripper on the weekends!!! Here's to being skinny!!! Dolla bills y'all!!

Yeah!!!!! Lol I'm going to the old folks home and getting friendly!!!!

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Cause I want the money and need to feed my five point 1 kids and to pay for my education!

You need to feed those five point 1 kids???

I'm the one taking care if these kids and I'm still waiting on my check!

I know you are just trying to dance so you can meet another sugar mama to take care of you because I threw your skinny ass out!

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Oh Lordy!

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Oh Lordy!

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Uh oh Martin! You better watch out here's your other babies mama :D

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Hahaha... hey, wait a sec....he's YOUR baby daddy too!?!! You better get to the retirement home and get your dance on, mister!! Sounds like you've got more than 5.1 to cover costs for!!

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Uh oh Martin! You better watch out here's your other babies mama :D

Sssshhhh, I have a reputation to uphold!

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Oh my. The worms in the can have escaped!!!!! I swear the checks are in the mail! Wait a second.... Where's Maury?! I need to know if them babies be mine!!

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Oh my. The worms in the can have escaped!!!!! I swear the checks are in the mail! Wait a second.... Where's Maury?! I need to know if them babies be mine!!

Thanks for the laughs!! Needs a good belly laugh!

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