I can't wait to become a stripper!!!! I'm down to 268. Can't wait be a dancer, a dancer for money like my idol Tina turner. Lol

So why would you want be become a stripper?

Cause I want the money and need to feed my five point 1 kids and to pay for my education!

Kidding maybe????? Stripper ha, I would like a stripper body

Ooo! Good plan!! Maybe I'll be.... a 'Surrogate Partner' for the really wealthy 75+ plus crowd. With yachts. And a stripper on the weekends!!! Here's to being skinny!!! Dolla bills y'all!!

Ooo! Good plan!! Maybe I'll be.... a 'Surrogate Partner' for the really wealthy 75+ plus crowd. With yachts. And a stripper on the weekends!!! Here's to being skinny!!! Dolla bills y'all!!

Yeah!!!!! Lol I'm going to the old folks home and getting friendly!!!!

Cause I want the money and need to feed my five point 1 kids and to pay for my education!

You need to feed those five point 1 kids???

I'm the one taking care if these kids and I'm still waiting on my check!

I know you are just trying to dance so you can meet another sugar mama to take care of you because I threw your skinny ass out!

Oh Lordy!

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Oh Lordy!

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Uh oh Martin! You better watch out here's your other babies mama

Hahaha... hey, wait a sec....he's YOUR baby daddy too!?!! You better get to the retirement home and get your dance on, mister!! Sounds like you've got more than 5.1 to cover costs for!!

Uh oh Martin! You better watch out here's your other babies mama

Sssshhhh, I have a reputation to uphold!

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Oh my. The worms in the can have escaped!!!!! I swear the checks are in the mail! Wait a second.... Where's Maury?! I need to know if them babies be mine!!

Oh my. The worms in the can have escaped!!!!! I swear the checks are in the mail! Wait a second.... Where's Maury?! I need to know if them babies be mine!!

Thanks for the laughs!! Needs a good belly laugh!