female only Top Secret!

[VSG148Sz6 68]

LMAO....OMG u guys have me on the floor....march 27.....I begin the thinning process...I needed these laughs...right now my husband thinks in crazy Bc I'm laughing so much.....no pre opt diet yet but I see in surgeon in one week maybe then he'll tell me to do it...I'm doing a modified version Bc I read it was good for the liver

[No game 14,437]

Would you stop please? I am only 2 days post-op and you made me laugh. In my little world right now' date=' laughing, coughing and especially sneezing are forbidden! don't make me banish you from my little queendom! [/quote']

I will try....

But girl, what are you doing up and about right now!! You should be resting! Ok I'll tell you the order of things.

First week; pain, and what the f**k did I do

Second week; my diet doesn't sound right what are you eating? Oh and I don't think my doctor took enough of my stomach

Third week; can I eat a cheeseburger?

Fourth week; why am I so sad?

Fifth week: judge others

It's not until the second month that you can laugh! You are going against doctors orders stop!

Disclaimer I'm not making fun of anyone! I went through all these stages,.. Well except the "cheeseburger" (mine was a burrito)

[newat52 1,612]

I will try....

But girl, what are you doing up and about right now!! You should be resting! Ok I'll tell you the order of things.

First week; pain, and what the f**k did I do

Second week; my diet doesn't sound right what are you eating? Oh and I don't think my doctor took enough of my stomach

Third week; can I eat a cheeseburger?

Fourth week; why am I so sad?

Fifth week: judge others

It's not until the second month that you can laugh! You are going against doctors orders stop!

Actually feeling pretty good. Thank goodness and knock on wood, the gas has not been bad. Soon as I start to feel it, I just walk it off. I'm sore and uncomfortable but not in what I would call pain. Got to come home yesterday and that always helps. Worst thing is I'm fighting a sinus headache. Was able to get about 30 grams of Protein yesterday from the Isopure.

sleeping is not fun though, I'm a side sleeper and that is not working for me right now.

I will sit back and and wait for week 2.

[Ballermom 803]

Yay! Getting rid of those Granny Panties ASAP.

I agree. It's at the top of my list.

LMAO

[Ballermom 803]

I will try....

But girl' date=' what are you doing up and about right now!! You should be resting! Ok I'll tell you the order of things.

First week; pain, and what the f**k did I do

Second week; my diet doesn't sound right what are you eating? Oh and I don't think my doctor took enough of my stomach

Third week; can I eat a cheeseburger?

Fourth week; why am I so sad?

Fifth week: judge others

It's not until the second month that you can laugh! You are going against doctors orders stop!

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I'm 9 days out and boy this Got me in Stitches!

[NewKristen 356]

Remember ladies laughter is good for the abs! And you burn more calories in sexy panties than you do in granny panties. This is a fact!

[TexasMiss 314]

omg. thanks got the reminder! I have a whole drawer of silky lacy ruffley panties in my bottom drawer I never wear. gonna have to do some trying on!

[NewKristen 356]

omg. thanks got the reminder! I have a whole drawer of silky lacy ruffley panties in my bottom drawer I never wear. gonna have to do some trying on!

Woo Hoo! score!

[Sassafras 136]

I tried that, but it felt like the the thong string was cutting me in two!

Try the Victorias Secret cheeky panties...I swear by them! All the sexiness of the thong (I actually think they are sexier), none of the discomfort...and you still get the benefit of no panty lines.

[mooregirl 74]

I totally agree on the VS cheeky panties. Comfy too.

[gagirl0583 10]

Lord I am dieing laughing over here; everyone at work is looking at me funny! Bless it!!

I have never been able to shop at Victoria Secrets; so that is on my list after the surgery. I only shop at Lane Bryant. Ready to get to some cute undewear; I have a few but these at VS are making me want new ones!

Thanks!!

[NikkiV1986 121]

I'm currently out of town but I'm definitely going to have to check out this theory when I get home!!!

[NewKristen 356]

Lane Bryant has some sexy panties too! I always loved their panties with the little ruffles all over them! I have this cheetah print set that is a Demi bra and this little thing with a sheer cheetah print skirt thing over it. So sexy! Not really functional under other clothes, but smoking hot.

I really like the VS cheeky's too! very comfortable, sexy and functional. Can't go wrong with that!

[delta_girl 931]

This is so true! I traded in all of my granny panties for the boy shorts style since I really do not feel very comfortable wearing floss or bikini styles.

I LOVE the boy shorts style. They come in some very cute colors and patterns, fabrics and even lacy accents. They still make me feel comfortable and covered, but also sporty and maybe flirty (not really sexy since I am no looking for that).

[gagirl0583 10]

Did the happy dance in Lane Bryant Friday! They now have the cheeky underwear! LOVE LOVE LOVE them!!