I was walking around the house the other day and as my legs slapped together I started to laugh. I was thinking of what David Letterman would list as his top 10 reasons not to get fat.

So I thought it would be fun to see what you guys thought. I can't think of 10 yet but here are a few.

10. Women need to buy a OVER THE SHOULDER BOULDER HOLDER Rather than a bra

9. RUNNING CAN CAUSE BLACK EYES

8.WALKING UP THE STAIRS AND CLAPPING YOUR HANDS SOUND THE SAME

(I'm not trying to be insulting to anyone and I hope that you all take this as lightly. If I am offending anyone I'm sorry I really don't mean to.)

7. You cant see your goodies without a mirror.

6. Can't see your toes!

5. Waste a lot of time and $$$$ on diets that won't work.

4. It becomes hard to wipe your own pieces and parts.

3. Tennis shoes and flip-flops just don't look good with fashion. oh.. what fashion??

2. Your heart wears out far more quickly than if you were more healthy.

1. If a bear/burglar/snake/whatever shows up in your bedroom it's helpful if you can RUN.

Belly's slap when doing the wild thing

Waddling isnt so cute

When you have a fantasy about surprising your honey by cooking dinner and wearing nothing but an apron -- but you realize that your apron is actually a part of your stomach and not something you can remove without plastic surgery, the fantasy takes a turn for the worse!

Kristin

With arms like mine, you take a chance at lift off by merely waving at someone!

Kat

you can't find your knees

This is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha! Great minds think alike...check out http://www.lapbandtalk.com/lighter-side-large-t26250.html?t=26250&highlight=the+lighter+side+of+large there are a few pictures there as well.

I have got about 50 more of these but here are a few more of my good ones!

1. Finding my seat on an airplane without knocking out the unfortunate passengers seated in the aisle seats on the way there!

2. Flopping onto a waterbed without wiping out my bed companion with a tidal wave of catastrophic proportions.

3. Doing a push up where my breasts and tummy actually lift off the ground!

4. Wearing G-strings (a thong) and actually have my husband notice that I AM wearing underwear! (i'll leave that one to the imagination!)

5. Weaving in and out of people at a crowded party without 'feeling everyone up' in the process.

he he he! as you can see I have a rather ridiculous sence of humour!

Becky

the twig and berries get smaller :faint:

You all are awesome...thanks for the laugh.

You don't have to pant like a lamaze coach to tie your shoes.

You have to have someone tell you....ever....."we don't carry that size".

You won't "swish" when you walk.

Drinking a martini without the bottom of the glass resting on your boobs as if they were a shelf.

Carol