I was walking around the house the other day and as my legs slapped together I started to laugh. I was thinking of what David Letterman would list as his top 10 reasons not to get fat.

So I thought it would be fun to see what you guys thought. I can't think of 10 yet but here are a few.

10. Women need to buy a OVER THE SHOULDER BOULDER HOLDER Rather than a bra

9. RUNNING CAN CAUSE BLACK EYES

8.WALKING UP THE STAIRS AND CLAPPING YOUR HANDS SOUND THE SAME

(I'm not trying to be insulting to anyone and I hope that you all take this as lightly. If I am offending anyone I'm sorry I really don't mean to.)

Being able to make mad passionate love to your woman (in some cases your man) without putting them in traction............whew.

oh i really needed the laugh ,im being banded tomorrow yeah !!!!!

xxnikki

oh i got one

being able to get a full tan in a sunbed without boobs falling apart and blocking out all those rays....lol

LOL. Good one Mystique! On the other hand, being able to lay in the sunbed on your belly without rolling off................Geez

Being able to walk in shorts without having to stop every few feet to pull the leg of the shorts out of your crotch.

yeah isnt the shorts munching just the pitts and everyone know you hoking them out ......pmsl

:help: Hi everyone! I am new here....I haven't even been to a seminar yet, but feel I am a good candidate for surgery. Does anyone have any tips for me? And please help me learn the "lingo" what does 1st fill and 2nd fill mean? Any encouragement or help is greatly appreciated! And Missy C I love your Bible verse....how awesome!!

Jules369

my suggestion is to just keep reading. also there is a forum called "basics for banding beginners" with a Lap Band FAQ. LOTS of info there!

good luck with your research

Because you wont be able to see your Who-Who without lifting up your lovely tummy first! And even then it takes a minute down there! Ha! Sorry but ya know it's true! I cannot remember the last time me or anybody else for that matter saw mine! Should I file a missing Who - Who report?

to whom it may concern ,there has been an overwhelming reports of missing who ha's ,we here at the who ha special branch recommend lap band treatment and eventual discovery of who ha ,unfortunately people are often suffering from the stress of re-introduction so be prepared its bloody ugly anyway.......pmsl

You don't have to constantly pull your shorts out of your well you know where when you walk and they ride up.

You can paint your own toenails

You don't go into cardiacarrest during sex

You panic when you hear about an earthquake and check to make sure you weren't jogging at that time.

You can paint your own toenails

i did that today!!! first time in ages i painted my own toenails!

You can't lay in the tub without each side of your hips touching the tub walls, and when you raise up out the tub, there is a huge waterfall coming off your rolls. The tub water sinks down to nothing when you stand up, but when you were laying/sitting, it was up to your chest?

not to ever have to hear someone say she has a very cute face