Disclaimer: This thread is full of non-lapband related stupidity and is in no way intended to represent the opinions of the LBT members, moderators, or owners. Reading this thread could cause a reduction in intelligence, diarrhea, stomach cramps, nausea, vision impairment, bloody noses, and in rare cases death.

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This thread is for those who need to blow off some "friendly" steam.

Grab a bottle of wine, a six pack of beer, your favorite form of relaxation and join us. This is strictly for tonight and anything said here stays here. You know, what happens in Vegas - stays in Vegas. This is NOT the place to bash others, it is a place to hang together and have a few laughs tonight. Lord knows we need a few laughs tonight!

Find a place to sit, get comfy and hang out.

*raises a glass* here's a toast to all those whose panties have been in a bunch today... may they find peace.. and loser panties! *drinks*

Oh, by the way.. those who are tempted to turn up their nose, criticize, or gripe.. um.. Get the hell out! *sweet smile* Someone pass the cheese.

Sphincter Moron uncle muslin clak sputum wheeze leaky goat sunshine babies yeah same monkey smae thing leck em smack clack monkey uncle clak clak cult yes.

Heh.

Whut.

Edited to be... something or other.

w00t

that message was too short so i had to add this.

goodnight dork. see you tomorrow. clakclakclak

QUOTE from PhotoNut

I fondly remember bread.. and what all it has done for me over the years. I keep momentos of our long relationship so I never forget the intense addiction we had to one another. All the times I so lovingly held the softness in my fingers, smelled the aroma, the melting butter soaking into the delicsious fluff of white. MMmmm... Here, let me show you a few momentos. Here are my thighs, notice how they resemble large blobs of dough. And look, here is my double chin, placed there with loving care by pastries and buttery garlic bread. And oo.. look.. here on my lower back, see these rolls? *smiles* Ah potato rolls, hard rolls, cinnamon rolls.. need I say more?

This is the same person that cut and pasted one of my recipes to prove to the board how dangerous I am for contributing junk food ideas that are SO dangerous to our weight loss efforts. Are you all enjoying your Breakfast martinis now in salute to all the newcomers that come here for support?

HERE’S YOUR SIGN

You drone on about how you come here for support when all you want is a place to control people that can’t stand you. If one of you dares reply that you come here for support then just bend over and kiss Pinky. Each and every one of you replied more to things non-band related in the last 24 hours than all the newbies’ band-related threads combined. Before slinging stones go drop some Visine and take a steady hard look in the mirror.

There's no arguing with insanity or pickled brains. It’s no wonder...

Is it still Tuesday?

Ah ha.. ha..ha.. hahaha *snort* HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *snort* LOL!! ROFL! *holds sides* hahahaha!!!! *wipes eyes* ohhh.. my.. *sigh*snort*cracks up again*

omg chat was funny last night!