Disclaimer: This thread is full of non-lapband related stupidity and is in no way intended to represent the opinions of the LBT members, moderators, or owners. Reading this thread could cause a reduction in intelligence, diarrhea, stomach cramps, nausea, vision impairment, bloody noses, and in rare cases death.

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This thread is for those who need to blow off some "friendly" steam.

Grab a bottle of wine, a six pack of beer, your favorite form of relaxation and join us. This is strictly for tonight and anything said here stays here. You know, what happens in Vegas - stays in Vegas. This is NOT the place to bash others, it is a place to hang together and have a few laughs tonight. Lord knows we need a few laughs tonight!

Find a place to sit, get comfy and hang out.

*raises a glass* here's a toast to all those whose panties have been in a bunch today... may they find peace.. and loser panties! *drinks*

Oh, by the way.. those who are tempted to turn up their nose, criticize, or gripe.. um.. Get the hell out! *sweet smile* Someone pass the cheese.

NOooo! Its mine! *cackles*

Could I recommend you download some Anthrax and Megadeth and play if full volume in his ear?

Can I also recommend that the demods allow the monkeys to fly out of everyones butt and infest the world with infinitate madness and mayhem because we could all use a sphincter monkey now and again.

back off girl. you know i bite!

Could I recommend you download some Anthrax and Megadeth and play if full volume in his ear?

Can I also recommend that the demods allow the monkeys to fly out of everyones butt and infest the world with infinitate madness and mayhem because we could all use a sphincter monkey now and again.

would you like to touch my monkey?

would you like to touch my monkey?

I heard your monkey smells like cheese.

the thing likes his cheddar. what can i say?

It's mine! All mine I tell you! Miiiine!

thats good, can i use that in my siggy?

If I can scratch at the same time. maybe.

It depends on NutPhuckz rulling ruling.

NuckPhutz has no say. unless she shares in wine. the only bottle i have is white, and it is not chilled.

I will share my spaghetti o's

Ok, I'm laughing so hard I can hardly breathe!

Hi Luna!! :wave:

*drools* Spaghetti O's?

I'd kill for a bowl of those.

i'm gonna hit chat. refreshing the screen is too much work for me at this hour.

Dwag says "Spagettie Hoes, sound pretty gud 2 gawg"

Hello, Are you upset by this post? Is it offensive to you? Do you feeel concerned by the nature of this?

I'm sorry I'm afraid my bowel has prolapsed or I'd try and be serious.

To all newbies reading this post:

This is an old and established community who has established a humor and community based on its own values. We will be supportive of your band related questions but response time may suck. We do care really but we've lost the plot because of excessive drama. It's like a spanish soap opera up in here. CARLOS??? MARIA????? SANCHEZ????? Seriously. It's a problem. See you... sometime. I hope you can understand our instanity.

i don't think even we understand our own insanity.

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese