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This thread is for those who need to blow off some "friendly" steam.

Grab a bottle of wine, a six pack of beer, your favorite form of relaxation and join us. This is strictly for tonight and anything said here stays here. You know, what happens in Vegas - stays in Vegas. This is NOT the place to bash others, it is a place to hang together and have a few laughs tonight. Lord knows we need a few laughs tonight!

Find a place to sit, get comfy and hang out.

*raises a glass* here's a toast to all those whose panties have been in a bunch today... may they find peace.. and loser panties! *drinks*

Oh, by the way.. those who are tempted to turn up their nose, criticize, or gripe.. um.. Get the hell out! *sweet smile* Someone pass the cheese.

Funny! I see you!

My monkey smells like .... Billy Joel?????

i'm here

*yawn*

*stands up infront of everyone*

Hello, My name is Paul and If I'm an alcoholic... good.. Suck it up scumbag because I couldn't give a rats ass.

*toasts the rat's ass*

Colon Blow.

Aocording to P'Nut. Diane has lost her thing.

I'm so confused.

well it could be a bad thing to lose your thing. ask rob. he's about to lose his.

but i really do hope diane does not have the same thing to lose as rob has that he is going to lose or I may need to have a serious talk with diane about her thing.

Diane? Where did your post go?

What do I think of my sone being a Pastor? I'm beyond words, delighted but not surprised. I've known since he was a boy that he had God's hand on him. I'm very blessed. Truly.

I know I'm joking about drinking and partying, but in all seriousness.. God has truly blessed this family tonight. The communication that has gone on has surpassed all of my hopes and prayers.

Wow, only God can take a day like today and end it on such a sweet note.

Rob's thing has gone astray?

Gone Gone Astray-o?

hasn't gone astray, but he is ticking me off that he will find it astray if he is not careful.

Here's your sign.

If reading posts on LBT makes your sphincter tighter than mosquitos ass soaked in lemon juice, you may be emotionally involved

the boy decides its time for bed. its early. cool for me. maybe some lovin. no...he wants to watch a movie (hildalgo sp?) and then roll over and snore. fine. i roll over to snore. then all of a sudden the light is on, he's on the computer typing away downloading music. I get mad cause he wakes me up. I know I am not gonna get back to sleep. he says "fine" rolls back over and in 2 seconds he is snoring (I HATE people like that). then I get to lay there for an hour an a half struggling to go back to sleep. I said fudge it and came back downstairs. I figured i would read through all the threads from today, and all the hooplah would bore me back to sleepyville.

Here's your sign.

If reading posts on LBT makes your sphincter tighter than mosquitos ass soaked in lemon juice, you may be emotionally involved

thats good, can i use that in my siggy?