Yoda's Jedi Journals (aka Yoda's Yammerin's)

[argon 3]

ooooh Yoda, exciting!! I think you'll make it to the halfway point on Saturday!

[Yoda 0]

You just shush Cloe...don't be givin' MR Yoda any idea....he doesn't need anymore ideas!!!!

Mandi: DON'T PRESSURE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:phanvan

:nervous

[neenagh 0]

Pssst.....Mr. Yoda, can you hear me? S E X is a sure fire way for mrs. Yoda to lose that extra 1/2 lb! IT'S YOUR DUTY, SIR!!!!! DO IT FOR HER MAN!

[Yoda 0]

LOL

*smacks Neenagh upside the head*

[CLOE 0]

You just shush Cloe...don't be givin' MR Yoda any idea....he doesn't need anymore ideas!!!!

:nervous

No, No Yoda, he dosent want ideas.............he just wants IT !!!!!

Do it for us Yoda, for us. A half a pound, c'mon, I can't bear to look at your ticker one more day!!!!

[bandiva 0]

I hope this 'pound' is the best so far...

[Woodys 0]

WHAT is going on here....what did I miss.....Sounds like "Yoda's Yammerin" is becoming XXX rated! Oh well, what better topic than sex anyways!

GREEN! I'm going to be in downtown Toronto on Friday....any idea where I can pick up a naughty Christmas Card....the naughtier the better? I lived in Toronto for 46 years so you don't have to be too specific, I know the downtown core very well, will be staying in Yorkville.

Thanks,

Carol

[bandiva 0]

Actually, seriously, I didn't mean for my comment to be funny or perverted, but now that I look at it I see it is a little of both.

Jeez, made me blush! Maybe I should stop posting after 9 pm.

[CLOE 0]

Nah, can't be too bad for us. Especially Yoda. See, she hasnt even responded, she working off the half pound now!!!!

[green 6]

WHAT is going on here....what did I miss.....Sounds like "Yoda's Yammerin" is becoming XXX rated! Oh well, what better topic than sex anyways!

GREEN! I'm going to be in downtown Toronto on Friday....any idea where I can pick up a naughty Christmas Card....the naughtier the better? I lived in Toronto for 46 years so you don't have to be too specific, I know the downtown core very well, will be staying in Yorkville.

Thanks,

Carol

Ah, there used to be a sex shop, Love Craft, in that area but I think that it is long gone.... Alas. The only places I can think of right now are on Church Street in the Gay Ghetto and those cards are kinda specially bent, if ya get what I mean.:grouphug:

Nope, Lovecraft is still at 27 Yorkville Avenue. I just looked it up in my Yellow Pages. I would try there. I would think that they are bound to have naughty Christmas cards.:heh:

[Woodys 0]

Fabulous, I'll be staying in Yorkville...will go there for sure, thanks Green.

I know there is a retro store there with lots of collectibles and thought maybe they'd have naughty cards but wasn't sure, glad that Love Craft is still in business and within reach.

Carol

[Yoda 0]

Carol....ya know the stores that used to be called the "It Store"?? I'm not sure...but I think they changed names....they had all kinds of novelty stuff etc....(there is still one in the Upper Canada Mall in Newmarket....by the food court on the second floor). Anyways....in the back...they have a well marked "adult" card section......lots of great "naughty" cards (some reallllly naughty ones!!!).

[angel bear 2]

Yoda,

You haven't posted in your thread for awhile. Are you ready for Christmas??? Got plans?

Have a great Christmas and say HI to MR YODA! I made pizza Tonight and I even managed a couple of bites but it was the kids and husband who devoured it in a matter of minutes. Sigh..... the sliming is getting worse. Maybe I need a defill after Christmas.

[Yoda 0]

Angel Bear....the sliming is getting worse??? Ahem....hmmmmm, didn't you schedule yourself for a fill in early Jan? AHEM......me thinks you need to reconsider that. Honestly, I know you are losing at least your 1 lb a week....so not sure why you are seriously considering a fill.....especially if you are sliming!! I truly think you are at a good level of restriction right now and shouldn't consider a fill until you aren't losing (despite doing the "right" things)......I mean...it is WORKING well for you right now!!! You certainly do not want to be too tight....that is not the name of the game.

Anyways....I digress! LOL. (what's new?!).

Yes, I'm ready for Xmas....I just need to wrap Mr Yoda's gifts....not an easy feat since we are inseparable usually!!! I'm just gonna lock him in the basement with his guitar while I sneak away and wrap.

Today was my last day at work so I'm very happy and I can really use the break!!!

I hope everyone has a TERRIFIC holiday!!!!

[Woodys 0]

Thanks Yoda...I did get what I needed but now I have to shop again for a gag gift for an "after Christmas" party for our local bar here in Fenelon. I will be down in TO for 4 days over Christmas so I will try the malls in Mississauga.

Cripes.....we get quite raunchy and goofy up here in the country....cause there's not much else to do. Can't believe some of the gag gifts last year, hard to picture someone actually sitting on the "quality control" line checking this stuff out.....LOL

Carol