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This is for the Guys out there. I was watching a program on TV and they had famous Dr. Oz (Oprah's favorite doctor) and he made the statement that for every 30 pounds a man loses he gains an inch on his manhood. I can verify that statement and proove it correct. Having lost over 90 plus pounds myself (so far with about 30 to go) I can't keep "Mr. Rodney" from waking me up all ours of the night. I can practically polevault with this thing now. :faint:

From a guy's point of view, If that's not incentive to keep losing then I don't know what is! Have fun! The Lady's Man.

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I just read and laughed through 34 pages. Whew!

Time for my .02 cents:

I actually love to lick my ladies WAY MORE than I enjoy recieving oral. I jokingly call it "getting my Vitamin P". I'm not sure anything gets me harder than doing this.

Besides, I think I already had the best BJ in the world from an ex-girlfriend who could probably strip the chrome off a trialer hitch! Most women before and since haven't held a candle to that one girl- she knew how to do it right.

I told her she should seriously give classes to other women, but she responded with, "What, and lose my edge in the market?"

LOL! She was a redhead, btw.

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Redheads have a way! *smiles knowingly*

:bananalama:And this little guy being riden is from Yugi'oh or Pokemon or something of the like. Some kids thing. (I have four kids and have seen him many times)

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I read all of these pages, and laughed my @$$ off, thanks for making my day!!!! If I have any questions, I know where to go now!

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:omg: I too just finshed reading all of these messages and LMAO!!!!!!!!! That you for such staight talk. Going to bed now to wake my DH...........

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Hi all,

I have spent the past hour or so being TOTALLY entertained by all your posts! Ur all my kind of folk!!! (BTW...I'm a swallower!)

Cheers and keep it up (literally!!) dinner anyone? :hungry:

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WOW... I saw this thread and read through it...I agree that i would rather give than recieve. I have been laughing my but off for the last hour or so... I didnt think of this being a problem afterr getting my band... hmmm i guess i will have to talk to my man...:) BTW I LOVE THIS SIGHT!

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I am so glad someone else has already asked this. I was considering making a fake name to ask it for fear of being humiliated or not taken seriously! Gag factor rocks :)

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I had the surgery back in July.....

My libido has definitely increased.

Unfourtantly, My wife really isn't into that, So I guess I have to use my imagination. :cry :cry :cry :cry

You guys are killing me. :help:

I may have to get divorced and become a volunteer!

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Hey there, Be nice....I didnt bring up this topic, It just reminds me of something that was fun from the past. Yes I am married but I have great memories! Was just dreaming about the good ole days when this activity was part of my life!

Mr. Yo,

I understand about being married and remembering the good old days. Just thinking about it makes me wish my husband was like that.

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This is for the Guys out there. I was watching a program on TV and they had famous Dr. Oz (Oprah's favorite doctor) and he made the statement that for every 30 pounds a man loses he gains an inch on his manhood. I can verify that statement and proove it correct. Having lost over 90 plus pounds myself (so far with about 30 to go) I can't keep "Mr. Rodney" from waking me up all ours of the night. I can practically polevault with this thing now. :faint:

From a guy's point of view, If that's not incentive to keep losing then I don't know what is! Have fun! The Lady's Man.

OK im sold:clap2::whoo:

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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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      1. summerseeker

        Life as a big person had limited my life to what I knew I could manage to do each day. That was eat. I hadn't anything else to look forward to. So my eating choices were the best I could dream up. I planned the cooking in managable lots in my head and filled my day with and around it.

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