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In regards to hating the taste, or texture in your mouth...try to have him as far back into your mouth as possible at the time he cums. There are less taste buds back there, so that is less of an issue. Before he moves too much, make a couple of quick swallows and it is mostly gone, and you never have to "feel" it in your mouth, or taste it. No muss, No fuss...and one happy man!!!

Kat

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:cry I love this post....:cry

Why the frownies? Like me and reading about it, but not getting any? LOL

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In regards to hating the taste, or texture in your mouth...try to have him as far back into your mouth as possible at the time he cums. There are less taste buds back there, so that is less of an issue. Before he moves too much, make a couple of quick swallows and it is mostly gone, and you never have to "feel" it in your mouth, or taste it. No muss, No fuss...and one happy man!!!

Kat

Exactly what I always suggest. I can now show this to women who tell me, "What do you know?".:)

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LOL I kill me.. I met with the surgeon today and he was giving me all the pre-op info. and then he led into the "NO SEXUAL INTERCOURSE" from now until I let you know it's okay... You don't want to get preg. and then after, you'll need to recoop. ... so in my cute little voice I said.. "Can I give my husband oral sex, to the fullest"... HAHHA you should have seen his face! He turned a nice shade of red.. and said ummm I'll be right back. He came back in a min. or two later.. and said. You can do what you want.. but that wasn't my thoughts on clear fluids!! Your husband is a lucky man and by the way.. can you talk to my wife and let her know that girls really do like to do that! LOL Okay, I now have to tell you, that I do know the surgeon on a friendly level.. I wouldn't have the guts to ask, if he wasn't a family friend.

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:kiss2: This is too much fun! You don't have to worry about the gag reflex at all if you use your hand in conjuntion with your mouth. Get some good slobber going so it's slippery and use your hand for the top half and your mouth for the bottom half. Suz

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Paul....I don't think a cigarette will suffice: here's a great big cigar!!!

LOL

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Well, gotta add my 2 cents worth -- In my 20's, (when I was slim and hot), met my then boyfriend in a seedy bar. The scenario was that we were to pretend we didn't know each other and had just met. It was a rainy night in Georgia (there's a song there). I was wearing a trench coat (and nothing else). We snuck out into the back alley and went crazy "up against the brick wall". Ruined my trench coat. But, hey, it was for a good cause. I've always been a sucker for a good cause....

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!

Rachel

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You gals are making me want some, Just banded last week, But I will still volunter if anyone wants to use me for medical research only! Right! LOL.

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In regards to hating the taste, or texture in your mouth...try to have him as far back into your mouth as possible at the time he cums. There are less taste buds back there, so that is less of an issue. Before he moves too much, make a couple of quick swallows and it is mostly gone, and you never have to "feel" it in your mouth, or taste it. No muss, No fuss...and one happy man!!!

Kat

Kat = the quicker picker-uper ROFLMFAO !!!! you go girl :eek:

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Mr. Yo,

Aren't you married?

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    • Alisa_S

      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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    • Alisa_S

      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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      1. summerseeker

        Life as a big person had limited my life to what I knew I could manage to do each day. That was eat. I hadn't anything else to look forward to. So my eating choices were the best I could dream up. I planned the cooking in managable lots in my head and filled my day with and around it.

        Now I have a whole new big, bigger, biggest, best days ever. I am out there with those skinny people doing stuff i could never have dreamt of. Food is now an after thought. It doesn't consume my day. I still enjoy the good home cooked food but I eat smaller portions. I leave food on my plate when I am full. I can no longer hear my mother's voice saying eat it all up, ther are starving children in Africa who would want that!

        I still cook for family feasts, I love cooking. I still do holidays but I have changed from the All inclusive drinking and eating everything everyday kind to Self catering accommodation. This gives me the choice of cooking or eating out as I choose. I rarely drink anymore as I usually travel alone now and I feel I need to keep aware of my surroundings.

        I don't know at what point my life expanded, was it when I lost 100 pounds? Was it when I left my walking stick at home ? Was it when I said yes to an outing instead of finding an excuse to stay home ? i look back at my last five years and wonder how loosing weight has made such a difference. Be ready to amaze yourself.

        BTW, the liquid diet sucks, one more day and you are over the worst. You can do it.

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      Officially here for a long time, not just a good time💪
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      Three months and four days ago... I was in Costa Rica having a life changing surgery! Yesterday we had a followup visit with Dr. Esmeral via video chat and this morning my middle number changed.  I'm down 47lbs and two pants sizes. I can wear a Large tshirt for the first time in like... 14 years! Woot!! Everything is going great. I have zero regrets. I went down to the riverwalk with a friend and walked 2 miles on Monday without even getting fatigued. And no more snoring or chugging pickle juice for crazy leg cramps! I need to go to the gym more... I'm making new shirts next week so that will motivate me. LOL But I'm also just not as TIRED all the time! I have a LONG way to go...but seeing the progress on the scales and in the mirror is a huge motivator!! Thank you all for cheering me on and supporting me!!
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