the last time i was having sex with my husband, i couldnt stop thinking of how i could get that black funk to stop growing in the jets of our really big whirlpool bathtub. evertime i fill the tub and turn on the jets, these funky little black floaties fill, and i DO MEAN FILL*, the tub.

*Fill in band=good, fill in bathtub=nasty!

so two questions,

1. what can i do to stop this nastiness?

and

2. what is the weirdest thing you have ever thought while having sex?

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NOTE, THIS MORNING MY DAUGHTER, HANNA, WHO IS THREE, CAME IN MY ROOM AND LOOKED AND ME AND DH AS WE WERE CUDDLED IN BED BARELY WAKING UP. SHE PROPPED HER ELBOWS ON THE BED WITH HER CHIN IN HER HANDS. SMILED SWEETLY, AND HER EYES APPEARD TO HAVE HEART SHAPES SHINING IN HER PUPILS. SHE DREAMILY SAID, "AHHH, YOU'RE TWITTERPATED." GIVE ME AN AMEN IN YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT SHE IS TALKING ABOUT!!

the ratio of bleach to sanitize a whirlpool or anything for that matter is 1 part bleach to 10 parts Water. If you're mathmatically challenged, it would be 1 cup bleach to 10 cups water (1gal bleach to 10 gal of water) and multiply for larger amounts.

Well, now, aren't you handy! I knew it was something like that...I'm mathematically challenged, yes, but in a quiet moment, can think through it far enough to come up with...ah, hell, just glug the bottle of bleach till it seems right. LOL

Yeah baby, Sam from Benny and Joon. One of my favorite movies.

........What is his name?.......What is his name?........ Whatever, it doesn't even matter.........OHHH

........What is his name?.......What is his name?........ Whatever, it doesn't even matter.........OHHH

I'm going now to look at my Benny and Joon video tape...Aiden Quinn!

:pirate Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......the croation feller, KOVAC, paging Dr. KOVAC, STAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gonna clean the the whirlpool with jets, and hopefully if i can rid the funk, we can enjoy a blindfold in the Water....OOO LALA:pirate (no blindfold smiley):knockedou

I am so glad someone else knew what TWITTERPATED was!! I was beginning to think that my extensive knowledge of Disney Trivia was an illness. And I dont think a cowbell could cure it!!

Thanks for the advice buddies! (ALL of the advice...)

OK, you guys were in my bedroom again last night.

Right in the middle of the tango, , when I stopped and said "Honey, did you know that rheumatoid arthritis is an immune deficiency?"

He ignored me.

I read that on a post on here last night. I always thought RA was a joint problem, like arthritis.

Who'd a thunk it?

Ok....I think that I had a Bree (Desperate Housewives-everyone knows a Bree! Admit it!!!) moment one time during sex! Kind of an OCD thing! I could not function AT all unless I got up and fixed the sheets and retucked them making them neat.....OH MY GOD!!! How crazy is that???? But after I fixed it we got going and it was da bomb!

Okay, I spent the weekend around pro-hockey players and got a hug and a squeeze and a sweaty cheek-to-cheek with my favorite guy. Since then I've been a walking hornfest, but my husband started work again and is always asleep. The creepiest sex thing is hoping my husband doesn't catch me playing with my toys. DOH! Do you believe I had the nerve to share that with everyone?

My favorite is One Eyed Jack, but the Quiver will do any day of the week! Hmmm, maybe I'll engrave hockey player numbers on my toys. HUBBY IS GONNA KILL ME!

LOL, LMAO, ROTF ......engrave the friggin hockey numbers, make tiny lil jersey shirts for them, store them on teams. Designate a goalie...hehehe

Well what the hell...............one particular night, I was a little too worked up and was afraid I was going to be a little "quick on the trigger". To prevent an impending disaster I started thinking about Willie Mays sliding into second base. And do you know what? It worked! My lovely bride commented afterward "incredible performance". I never did have the intestinal fortitude to tell her to thank Willie instead.

Jimboss- I think she did thank Willie:omg:

oooo hockey player numbers...Delarla, you've just dished my kink! lol