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DeLarla

By DeLarla, in The Gals' Room

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DevilMayKare    1

DevilMayKare
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Oh P'nut, you haven't read all our xxx threads then...

Really! Those "toy" threads got pretty wild!!

But...um...okay, I don't know if I'm stupid, naive, or just unimaginative but after putting it in place, what do you actually DO with a bannana? (Or what does "He" do?) I'm having problems picturing the practicalities of this invention.

(AND Paul--I am not asking YOU!!!)

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Kelliebelly    13

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LMAO @ the banana. Im trying to work out what happens once its there too...hmmm fill us in Nikee. Also Delarla next time youre in Aussie let me know I want to have me one of them parties. I would love to have you host one for my hens night, what a blast that would be!!!

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Nykee    13

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devilmaycare)

But...um...okay, I don't know if I'm stupid, naive, or just unimaginative but after putting it in place, what do you actually DO with a bannana? (Or what does "He" do?) I'm having problems picturing the practicalities of this invention.

girl)

It wasnt for anything inparticular, cept to be there and be a surprise and to add something fun and bold to the fun we were having. FUN

The banana was cuz he had told me how he watched this porno at a friends the other day and "this girl had two bananas in her and it was insane".. It wasnt meant to be practical. Or to DO anything with it..

You would have to be guy to appreciate it..you know how they are.

I did it for him. And for fun.

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DeLarla    22

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Susan, you better not go anywhere near the "Do you swallow thread."

Buttercream Icing is supposed to cancel itself out after all the exercise!

Paul, thank you for stopping by and NOT reading. You are such a gent!

Jenna, what was that link? HA HA HA... I'm still laughing because I have two parties this weekend, and I can't wait to get the panties out!

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HeatherGurl    0

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Susan, you better not go anywhere near the "Do you swallow thread."

Buttercream Icing is supposed to cancel itself out after all the exercise!

Paul, thank you for stopping by and NOT reading. You are such a gent!

Jenna, what was that link? HA HA HA... I'm still laughing because I have two parties this weekend, and I can't wait to get the panties out!

There is a Do You Swallow Thread? hehehe

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DevilMayKare    1

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devilmaycare)

girl)

It wasnt for anything inparticular, cept to be there and be a surprise and to add something fun and bold to the fun we were having.... It wasnt meant to be practical. Or to DO anything with it.

Oh Okay--the shock value! I LIKE IT! You don't know how I was wracking my brain trying to come up with uses. (Yes, obviously one could eat the bannana...but...well...

nevermind)

Anyway, that would be pretty funny. If I ever have someone to shock in my life again I may try it.

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porclndoll    0

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~Lisa~

Its been a while since I got your catelog, and an even longer time since I got my regular catelog....since I moved out of the house actually....and well, certain things have been put off even longer....so I am in need of a new ummm ~~ hummm wouldn't really call it a Toy...Cause I dont intend on playing with IT......Maybe a Tool would be a better term......Yes a new tool for my Tool Box....BUT here the clincher. I need one that is absolutely silent!!! The tool itself needs to be whisper silent....me on the other hand CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING. See, Im living with my mother and she is the hear all see all of the block!!!! So I need to be as discreat as I can be. Or else this poor cute 21 year old at work isn't going to make it back from lunch one day~ muahahahahahahah I haven't been close enough to sniff him, but if he smells good, can't promise he would make it back from the 10:00 morning break!!!! I do loves a good smellin man~

Hey Paul~Whatcha wearing??? Axe? Tommy? Eeeewe Drakarr??

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