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I dare U 2 beat my NSV... I rode the bull!!!

OMG, I think I busted an ovary, but I RODE THE BULL! I'm so excited I'm coming out of my skin! I've wanted to ride the bull since Debra Winger in Urban Cowboy (ya gotta be damn old to know what I'm talking about.) Thanks to the band and my weight loss, not only did I get asked to dance & did the 2-step with a guy while Chris watched, but I rode the damn bull!

Now go ahead and criticize how gross this picture is, but I dare YOU to try it! HA!!! (Or as hubby says, "I dare you to f-ing try it since my wife has bigger $#lls than me!"!)

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No, I didn't ride my new bike. I have this (rolling eyes since it's so ridiculous) superstition that I never ride my vehicles till after they've been officially registered at the DMV. Yeah, yeah, I know the temporary tags make it legal, but I don't like the "Look at my brand new bike" lable all over the license plate. Oh, sure I want people to look at me, I just don't want to yell it out :)

Chris took it to get registered yesterday, but the only man for a job is a woman (he forgot the correct paperwork.) DOH!

YEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! Ride em cowgirl!!

You look great Lisa! Will you take me there so I can ride the bull?

I was raised on horses and milked cows and raised bulls BUT never got on one! real or fake. Lucky Girl You!!

GO GIRL GO!!!!! Great picture! I cant wait for my you know whats to come back!! I think they are hidden under this flab! I used to do crazy things! Watch out world! Way to go!

Lisa, are you seriously challenging me to see who's had the most Wild NSV?

I'll see your bull riding, and raise you Bellydancing ...

AWESOME simply AWESOME. YOU GO GIRL!

That bull would put me on a stretcher and on pain meds with my spine screaming WHYYYYYYYYYYY? lol

"Let me hear a big HELL YEAH from the redneck girls like me, HELL YEAH!"

Hell YEAH!!!

That does it...you are *officially* my hero! That is something I've always wanted to try but never accomplished. You so very utterly ROCK!!!

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Crystal, I'll take that belly dancing bet and raise you riding topless on an ATC through Mexico, and... uhhh... selling sex toys for a living! Just pass me those little finger symbols and I'll pass you a Love Swing!

That bull pulled places I never knew I had but it was worth it. You only live once. I'm pretty beat after just coming home from doing a Slumber Party & lugging all my bins. But again, the $1300.00 in sales was way worth it! HELL YEAH!

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"I HAVE YOU BEAT!! HA, Dare me will ya? Here goes... Last night, the bull rode me!!!"

Sorry Jenna, but I still got you beat cause I rode TWO bulls last night, and I never fell off the second one. Touche' HELL YEAH!

Oh this is just too funny.

Bull Riding and Belly Dancing OH MY! I love it! This is also on my wish list of NSV's to come once I am banded. How fitting Gretchen came on at the same time. I admire your spirit, you are an inspiration. What fun Bandsters have!

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Crystal, I'll take that belly dancing bet and raise you riding topless on an ATC through Mexico, and... uhhh... selling sex toys for a living! Just pass me those little finger symbols and I'll pass you a Love Swing!

Well, once I lose 70 pounds, we'll talk about riding toppless... (or when I've lost as much as you did when you'd ridden topless.

But no, I'll never sell sex toys for a living. Too much shame from my mother.

But in March, I go back to my horse back riding lessons... But it won't be topless. Oh dear gawd, I'd rip a boob off just from the force of bouncing in a trot. Oh dear gawd.

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