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What is your new name?

> > > We all need a little stress-reliever today! This only takes a minute.

> > > Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know

> > including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a

> > stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And,

> > if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here

> > > is your dose of humor...

> > >

> > > A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

> > > B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward

> > it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it

> > back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.

> > >

> > > And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide

> > as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following is an excerpt from a children's

> > book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by

> > Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume

> > > new names...

> > >

> > > 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new

> > first name:

> > > a = snickle

> > > b = doombah

> > > c = goober

> > > d = cheesey

> > > e = crusty

> > > f = greasy

> > > g = dumbo

> > > h = farcus

> > > i = dorky

> > > j = doofus

> > > k = funky

> > > l = boobie

> > > m = sleezy

> > > n = sloopy

> > > o = fluffy

> > > p = stinky

> > > q = slimy

> > > r = dorfus

> > > s = snooty

> > > t = tootsie

> > > u = dipsy

> > > v = sneezy

> > > w = liver

> > > x = skippy

> > > y = dinky

> > > z = zippy

> > > 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first

> > half of your new last name:

> > > a = dippin

> > > b = feather

> > > c = batty

> > > d = burger

> > > e = chicken

> > > f = barffy

> > > g = lizard

> > > h = waffle

> > > i = farkle

> > > j = monkey

> > > k = flippin

> > > l = fricken

> > > m = bubble

> > > n = rhino

> > > o = potty

> > > p = hamster

> > > q = buckle

> > > r = gizzard

> > > s = lickin

> > > t = snickle

> > > u = chuckle

> > > v =pickle

> > > w = hubble

> > > x = dingle

> > > y = gorilla

> > > z = girdle

> > > 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second

> > half of your new last name:

> > > a = butt

> > > b = boob

> > > c = face

> > > d = nose

> > > e = hump

> > > f = breath

> > > g = pants

> > > h = shorts

> > > i = lips

> > > j = honker

> > > k = head

> > > = tush

> > > m = chunks

> > > n = dunkin

> > > o = brains

> > > p = biscuits

> > > q = toes

> > > r = doodle

> > > s = fanny

> > > t = sniffer

> > > u = sprinkles

> > > v = frack

> > > w = squirt

> > > x = humperdinck

> > > y = hiney

> > > z = juice

> > >

> > > Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

> > > And Bill Clinton's is: Boobie Frickenlips -- how appropriate is

> > that!!!!

> > >

> > > Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And

> > remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh

> > an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

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