What is your new name?
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> > > We all need a little stress-reliever today! This only takes a minute.
> > > Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know
> > including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a
> > stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And,
> > if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here
> > > is your dose of humor...
> > >
> > > A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
> > > B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward
> > it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it
> > back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.
> > >
> > > And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide
> > as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following is an excerpt from a children's
> > book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by
> > Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume
> > > new names...
> > >
> > > 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
> > first name:
> > > a = snickle
> > > b = doombah
> > > c = goober
> > > d = cheesey
> > > e = crusty
> > > f = greasy
> > > g = dumbo
> > > h = farcus
> > > i = dorky
> > > j = doofus
> > > k = funky
> > > l = boobie
> > > m = sleezy
> > > n = sloopy
> > > o = fluffy
> > > p = stinky
> > > q = slimy
> > > r = dorfus
> > > s = snooty
> > > t = tootsie
> > > u = dipsy
> > > v = sneezy
> > > w = liver
> > > x = skippy
> > > y = dinky
> > > z = zippy
> > > 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
> > half of your new last name:
> > > a = dippin
> > > b = feather
> > > c = batty
> > > d = burger
> > > e = chicken
> > > f = barffy
> > > g = lizard
> > > h = waffle
> > > i = farkle
> > > j = monkey
> > > k = flippin
> > > l = fricken
> > > m = bubble
> > > n = rhino
> > > o = potty
> > > p = hamster
> > > q = buckle
> > > r = gizzard
> > > s = lickin
> > > t = snickle
> > > u = chuckle
> > > v =pickle
> > > w = hubble
> > > x = dingle
> > > y = gorilla
> > > z = girdle
> > > 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
> > half of your new last name:
> > > a = butt
> > > b = boob
> > > c = face
> > > d = nose
> > > e = hump
> > > f = breath
> > > g = pants
> > > h = shorts
> > > i = lips
> > > j = honker
> > > k = head
> > > = tush
> > > m = chunks
> > > n = dunkin
> > > o = brains
> > > p = biscuits
> > > q = toes
> > > r = doodle
> > > s = fanny
> > > t = sniffer
> > > u = sprinkles
> > > v = frack
> > > w = squirt
> > > x = humperdinck
> > > y = hiney
> > > z = juice
> > >
> > > Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
> > > And Bill Clinton's is: Boobie Frickenlips -- how appropriate is
> > that!!!!
> > >
> > > Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And
> > remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh
> > an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.