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That's it, Karen. We officially need to be neighbors.

Heh! Don't think I haven't been wondering about how soon I can pay a visit to Vegas and meet you in person! You are truly my idol!

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Bumping this thread because it was the funniest thing I read all week and I refuse to let it die.

My tupperware collander isn't doing the trick.

I have to go buy pipecleaners. I'll wait for a transmission after assembling my receiver!

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Delarla:"The truth is I woke up with scars. I have no memory. One day it was May, then I woke up in October with tube sticking out of my belly."

When that happened to my friend Cartman, an antenna came out his a$$!

<sniff...SNIFFFFF> does anyone else smell smoke? Moon? Are you still wearing the colander on your head? Just thought I should warn you... There's an ORANGE price sticker on the bottom!

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<sniff...SNIFFFFF> does anyone else smell smoke? Moon? Are you still wearing the colander on your head? Just thought I should warn you... There's an ORANGE price sticker on the bottom!

Holy shizzzznit!!!! Oh fer the love of all that is good and holy....now I've gone a burned a hole in my brain. Well THAT's going to leave a mark!

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zzzt phhhst grrx hssssk receiving transmission. Bend your pipe cleaners to the left....no, the other left.... Yes. Now it's all clear.

Franglethorpe

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I've been receivinig mixed messages through my radio in the car - I know they're trying to contact me, but I can't seem to get the message - I'm missing the proper decoder - my spaghetti strainer with my dildo strapped to the top doesn't seem to be doing the trick.....think I'll try something else..............

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P.S. getting strange looks from others while I'm driving in my car with spaghetti strainer & dildo strapped on top - i think they've got the proper decoder and arn't letting me in on the real deal - just enjoying my freakish head gear -

P.P.S. - must find a new decoder - just caused a 10 car pile up on Interstate 70 - I think they're going to find me now.

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I've been contacted - they need me to go into immediate hiding - comin to Vegas to your location DeLarla - roger doger - agent 1031 clear over and out

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zzzt phhhst grrx hssssk receiving transmission. Bend your pipe cleaners to the left....no, the other left....

Attention Exalted Leader....come in Exalted Leader.....confused as to which way is left. Been walking in circles for an hour. Colander fell off head and bounced painfully off foot. Life as I know it has lost meaning. Advise please.

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I dunno what the heck you girls are doing up there... but I'm getting excellent tv reception! :)

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Shhh, they found me, abort all pipecleaning and drainage devices. All new commands will be conveyed through your shower head. CODE: OUY USTM EARW A HOWERS APC

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nlyo fi het lowersf rea rangeo! Ickp lla thero olorsc ffo os heyt ontd atchc no!

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