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a lil lap-band humor....hahahaha..:-)

my mom isn't the best cook to say the least....she often expirements with new recipes and aaaaaaa well....last night she served one to my son...he took 3 bites of it and said he was full...she said...u can't b full u only took 3 bites...he said...aaa-huh...i have a lap band on tonight!!!!!:biggrin::lol::sad::lol:

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my mom isn't the best cook to say the least....she often expirements with new recipes and aaaaaaa well....last night she served one to my son...he took 3 bites of it and said he was full...she said...u can't b full u only took 3 bites...he said...aaa-huh...i have a lap band on tonight!!!!!:sad::lol::):lol:

That kid is going to make out just fine in life! Way too funny!:biggrin:

That is pretty funny. My mom has the same cooking talents- my sister actually feeds her children before they arrive at my parent's house for Sunday dinner.

That is just too funny!! Kids are something else.

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