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I have a t-shirt that say the following on it

DICKIE DO

My belly sticks out farther then my Dickie do

My wife won't let me wear it anywhere??

Edited by Jaffa

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I foresee a lot of the Men's room going into the porno industry. LOL I have heard the 30lbs loss, but only get 1/4". Either way would be impressive. :-P

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i heard for every 50 pounds you gain an inch! i've lost 102 pounds and its almost true.

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This thread give a whole new meaning to Ticker.

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My wife saved the episode of Oprah for me to watch.

If Dr. Oz says its true it must be.:crying:

"And, losing weight improves the sex lives of men in another way. "If you lose 35 pounds, if you're a male, you are gaining one inch of penis length," he says. Often when a man is carrying a lot of extra weight, Dr. Oz says a fat bundle builds up and starts to surround the shaft. As a man drops the weight, that fat starts to recede."

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Well, since Dr. OZ speaks on Oprah it must be true. So when I lose my 140 pounds I will gain 4 inches. Maybe I should have put on a few more pounds. That means when I lose my weight I will be ......

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I have lost 140lb. I remember when my wife would go down, and I could not see the feller. But now. It's all show.:wub:

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Now, let me see....based upon my current measurement......It would appear that i've lost about 1400 pounds......:thumbup:

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Wow this sounds fantastic, but I must admit, I am very skeptical about this. I guess we'll see... I'll believe it when she starts walking funny.

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