I was told the other day that healthy poop floats. They say it tells you that you are getting enough fiber in your diet. I was told sometime ago that your poop should be the consistency of mashed potato's and I don't think mashed potato's float. Does anyone know what a "healthy" poop should do; FLOAT or SINK and what should the consistency be or does that matter?

It's getting deep in here..

It's getting deep in here..

Knee-deep?

Knee-deep?

Maybe a little higher

Maybe a little higher

LMFAO! Who has the paddles?

Looks like you and I are up a creek without the paddles

Either You're S.O.L or in deep sh%@#t. Either way. It stinks.... LMAO

If I were able to take a crap I would tell you. I have heard the sinking/floating thing before in regards to too much fat in ones diet.

HAHAHAHAHA, I mean, so sorry you can't crap.

Well, I never paid much attention before this thread. I used to go daily (preband) but now go every few days. I know it's because I don't eat enough veggies and fruits- but I try so hard just to get in the rec. Protein.

Anyway.... so this was weird. Half floated and half sunk.

Sorry to interrupt this thread with the following message:

Best. Thread. Ever.

That is all.

Pretty soon they are just gonna begin posting pics or links to their listing at Question Mark (aka The Very Long and Bendy Poo) - Rate My Poo

DONT CLICK THE LINK IF YOU DON'T WANT TO VIEW HEALTHY POO!

WELL some unhealthy too lol

Do NOT click on the above link!!!

I cannot stress that enough.

I did one today that looked a bit like ET....

Well, I finally managed to have a BM and it was a sinker. I still dont know what that means and I am not certain that I care, it was nice to actually be able to go!

I keep hoping for one that looks like the Virgin Mary. If someone can make that much money for her image on toast off EBay, I figure...well..... *wrings hands together with evil plotting*

Gross...Art....Fine... meet line.....eh? One good stinker and voila! I'm an artist! Self-made.