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What did you Dream Last Night?

Wow, I had the coolest dream last night. Most of you know I was raised without love (my mother is a certified paranoid schizophrenic.)

Last night I dreamt that Barbara Streisand was my adoptive mother. In my dream, I was obese and sloppy, and she was slender and beautiful, but she took my face in her hands and told me how absolutely, unconditionally she loved me. It was the warmest, nicest feeling in the world - like what it must feel like to have a real parent that loves you.

Meanwhile, Ozzie Osbourne was laying on lounge chairs with us in my front yard giving us a private concert. We were all drinking beer having a fabulous time when the cops showed up and broke up the concert. I yelled out, "Who the hell called the cops?" And Shirley McClain said, "I did." Then I woke up.

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Like I said on the other post, you are too funny. You know I'm one of those persons that has weird dreams every single night. Why do you think that is? Don't remember what I dreamt last night, still medicate myself at night for the discomfort.

DeLarla, what a great dream! Wish mine was a bit more positive...

I am a teacher, getting ready to go back to school, and not real thrilled about it. I dreamed last night about this awful parent I had last year who was real passive aggressive with me, and made me feel like crap. He always wanted to know why I couldn't see his precious 9 year old daughter was incredibly gifted.....he didn't like the way I discussed the presidential election...he didn't like much that I did, and always let me know it! My dream was just a continuation of his condescending manner, looking over his shi$head glasses at me.....with that snotty look....Funny thing is, he is a bariatric surgeon, and I saw him walking in the halls on the day of my release.....I wanted to go over to him and sh*& all over his shoes, the pompous son of a you-know-what. (Can you tell I get a bit fired up about him?! He upsets me even now, and I still am dreaming about him and his daughter. Hoping it will end soon...probably have someone to take his place, I guess!) But I liked your dream better, DeLarla!!

AmyK

Lately most of my dreams are heavily influenced by WoW (world of warcraft), so they involve fighting and killing lots of monsters.

Is it a good workout?? hehe It seems like it would be.

Me, I have been having the most strangest dreams.. I should go talk to someone about them and see what they mean.

stupid internet!

I do dream work Trish. Of couse, when I get really into the analysis, I tend to analize my dream while I'm dreaming it. Oh sure, it saves time, but man does it get in the way of the story!

here's my wildest dream: I was at a party drinking tequilla shots. I mean, lots of tequilla shots. I woke up because I was so drunk. Had to hold on to the wall to make it to the bathroom. I was that drunk.

The wildest part? I hadn't had a drink for about 6 months before the dream tequillas.

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