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Beware. Excess use of Nagging 5.3 will result in the installation of Mistress 1.0, Mistress 2.0, Mistress 3.0 and possibly even Wife 2.0

I could see those applications being ending by something like, Lossofmember5.0 :lol:

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So funny!!!!

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I could see those applications being ending by something like, Lossofmember5.0 :lol:

Manufacturer: Bobbit industries?:biggrin:

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Manufacturer: Bobbit industries?:biggrin:

Yes but for the record, she was not the first inventor, but she did patent the process. I am a particular fan of the hide and seek method she installed! :lol:

I am so sorry guys, this is our room, you dare to enter this is what you get! :lol:

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Well, it just came up in my "new posts" search. I didn't even realize it was a private room.

Please, bash away, ladies. I will step out and go have a cigar.

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Here's my plan now that I am open to dating:

1.Take me to a late afternoon movie.

2. Let's go out for Mexican food.

3. Go back to my house and fool around for an hour.

4. Get out of my house.

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I am happily married but if that situation ever changes, then I'm definitely in the same camp as jbflorida.

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36_3_12.gif First of all this thread of installing a husband is way 2 funny! I love it. Second Good luck on your journey GG. I will be praying for you and anyone else getting banded tomorrow.15_4_122.gif

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Guest Leslie2Lose

I could see those applications being ending by something like, Lossofmember5.0 :frown:

Oh that is so wrong on so many levels - LOL...Genius Absolute Genius!! :smile:

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OMG this is the funniest thing I have read in a long, long time!

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