Don't you just hate stoma spewing? Band barfing? It's not a freak'en PB, it's BARFING!

I ate a salad for lunch today. That would have been almost 10 hours ago. Got stuck, finally barfed. Lettuce came shooting out my nose.

I do believe I am over salads for the time being.

Well, you definitely know how to kill someone's appetite, I'll have to say that for you.

Better yet, I am pretty sure a piece of lettuce is still stuck in my sinus.

Blahhhhhh.... I'm not liking this.

I was just thinking maybe it's time to try eating salads. I think I changed my mind. LOL

Well, as long as you don't mind seaweed shooting out your nose, it's not all bad!

Better yet, I am pretty sure a piece of lettuce is still stuck in my sinus.

Blahhhhhh.... I'm not liking this.

It's better than rice, though. I've done that (not PBing, just managed to sneeze it up there), and it HURTS like hell.

Did it once with Fiber crackers.

BTW... that box I sent to you? Might wanna pitch the fiber crackers.

Did it once with fiber crackers.

BTW... that box I sent to you? Might wanna pitch the fiber crackers.

Are they icky?

Are they icky?

The fiber crackers? Yeah, while they are shooting out your nose. I kinda forgot about that when I put them in there. (whoops)

Oh, I once laughed whilst eating a (VERY) hot jam donut and steaming hot jam went up inside and out my nose. Man, that hurt. I actually got quite bad burns, was in agony for a week.

I hope there's really no lettuce in there, or you're going to sneeze out one very embarrassing booger probably at the most inopportune time, or worse, you'll get a sinus infection.

perhaps you'd better PB some saline?

I'm just glad the band is around my stomach instead of my neck. I've been sneezing all evening. Can you imagine if that was a bandster barf? I guess it's a bandster sneeze!

You are right, it will wait until I'm around someone.

Ever see a dog when something is up their nose? They sneeze over and over again? I feel a bit like my Shih tzu right now.

Well at least you had an economical barf!!! I did that on my lobster dinner last night and spent about 15 mins in the restroom creating my very own "lobster bisque"...

yak yak yak....thats all you do....

HA! salad Shooter!

I haven't had the immense pleasure of barfing through my nose, bandster style yet.

I'll never use my salad shooter again, though, I'm afraid....

....is that what they were marketing as the 'salad shooter' a few years ago???

You mean I could have made money off that episode? I'll have you know it didn't end until 6:30AM this morning! I tried to go to bed for an hour and gave up, sleep wasn't gonna happen.

But the salad did finally shoot out of my sinus. Of course, now it's 8:30AM and I have stuff to do. No sleep for me!

:opps2:I fell out of my chair at the salad shooter crack!. Donna