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[LipstickLady 25,682]

I made riced cauliflower last night. It was SO good at the market when the lady was sampling it. Tasted just like rice-a-roni.

Not so much when I made it.

I am not a fan of many cooked veggies.

[RJC5197 282]

Brussels Sprouts (instead of fries) with my lunch.

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I have eaten a lot of exotic foods over the years, but till this day I can not handle Brussels Sprouts. I can still taste those little rotten cabbages from when I was young child.

[4MRB4PHOTO 3,899]

I love Brussels sprouts! YUM! I like them cooked, grilled, used as salad. They are one delicious and good for you veggie.

If Bubba (from Forrest Gump) farmed Brussels sprouts instead of shrimp:

Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', Brussels sprout is the fruit of the land. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, Brussels sprout-kabobs, Brussels sprout creole, brussel sprout gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple Brussels sprout, lemon Brussels sprout, coconut Brussels sprout, pepper Brussels sprout, Brussels sprout Soup, Brussels sprout stew, Brussels sprout salad, Brussels sprout and potatoes, Brussels sprout burger, Brussels sprout sandwich. That- that's about it.

[Valentina 2,642]

I love Brussels sprouts! YUM! I like them cooked, grilled, used as salad. They are one delicious and good for you veggie.

If Bubba (from Forrest Gump) farmed Brussels sprouts instead of shrimp:

Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', Brussels sprout is the fruit of the land. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, Brussels sprout-kabobs, Brussels sprout creole, brussel sprout gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple Brussels sprout, lemon Brussels sprout, coconut Brussels sprout, pepper Brussels sprout, Brussels sprout Soup, Brussels sprout stew, Brussels sprout salad, Brussels sprout and potatoes, Brussels sprout burger, Brussels sprout sandwich. That- that's about it.

Don't forget cold Brussel Sprouts and garlic marinated in Vinegar and oil. YUMMMMMY!

[highfunctioningfatman 2,675]

I love Brussels sprouts! YUM! I like them cooked, grilled, used as salad. They are one delicious and good for you veggie.

If Bubba (from Forrest Gump) farmed Brussels sprouts instead of shrimp:

Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', Brussels sprout is the fruit of the land. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, Brussels sprout-kabobs, Brussels sprout creole, brussel sprout gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple Brussels sprout, lemon Brussels sprout, coconut Brussels sprout, pepper Brussels sprout, Brussels sprout Soup, Brussels sprout stew, Brussels sprout salad, Brussels sprout and potatoes, Brussels sprout burger, Brussels sprout sandwich. That- that's about it.

Don't forget cold Brussel Sprouts and garlic marinated in Vinegar and oil. YUMMMMMY!

You need to take 3 dollar store pregnancy tests and average them out cuz your either going to be craving pickles and ice cream or your totally, utterly nuts!

[Djmohr 6,965]

I love Brussels sprouts! YUM! I like them cooked, grilled, used as salad. They are one delicious and good for you veggie.

If Bubba (from Forrest Gump) farmed Brussels sprouts instead of shrimp:

Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', Brussels sprout is the fruit of the land. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, Brussels sprout-kabobs, Brussels sprout creole, brussel sprout gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple Brussels sprout, lemon Brussels sprout, coconut Brussels sprout, pepper Brussels sprout, Brussels sprout Soup, Brussels sprout stew, Brussels sprout salad, Brussels sprout and potatoes, Brussels sprout burger, Brussels sprout sandwich. That- that's about it.

Don't forget cold Brussel Sprouts and garlic marinated in Vinegar and oil. YUMMMMMY!

You need to take 3 dollar store pregnancy tests and average them out cuz your either going to be craving pickles and ice cream or your totally, utterly nuts!

Brussel sprout hash, brussel sprouts with balsamic vinegar, and best of all brussel sprouts with bacon! Did I say YUM!!!

[Valentina 2,642]

I love Brussels sprouts! YUM! I like them cooked, grilled, used as salad. They are one delicious and good for you veggie.

If Bubba (from Forrest Gump) farmed Brussels sprouts instead of shrimp:

Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', Brussels sprout is the fruit of the land. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, Brussels sprout-kabobs, Brussels sprout creole, brussel sprout gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple Brussels sprout, lemon Brussels sprout, coconut Brussels sprout, pepper Brussels sprout, Brussels sprout Soup, Brussels sprout stew, Brussels sprout salad, Brussels sprout and potatoes, Brussels sprout burger, Brussels sprout sandwich. That- that's about it.

Don't forget cold Brussel Sprouts and garlic marinated in Vinegar and oil. YUMMMMMY!

You need to take 3 dollar store pregnancy tests and average them out cuz your either going to be craving pickles and ice cream or your totally, utterly nuts!

I consider myself to be delightfully demented...

If I were EVER to become pregnant at my age,, don't bother with any testing-----just take one of your rifles and shoot me in my head, OK???

Been there----done that---and have the T-shirt that says so.

By the way, I also like Brussel sprouts, sautéed with onions then add ketchup .. ambrosia to the Gods!

[highfunctioningfatman 2,675]

Y'all are totally, utterly, delightfully demented and nuts!

[Djmohr 6,965]

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Nuts you say. I love me some nuts. Especially if they are nice and spicy!

[Valentina 2,642]

Y'all are totally, utterly, delightfully demented and nuts!

Why, now that you mention it-----yes, I do believe I am!...

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@@Valentina wrote: "I love to sprinkle nutritional yeast on them..."

There went my erection.

[Don't no one grouse at me. There is no good equivalent expression and @@Inner Surfer Girl bears full responsibility for the topic title. I don't even know what nutritional yeast is and I shall bask in this bit of ignorance forever.]

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[LipstickLady 25,682]

There went my erection.

[Don't no one grouse at me. There is no good equivalent expression and @@Inner Surfer Girl bears full responsibility for the topic title. I don't even know what nutritional yeast is and I shall bask in this bit of ignorance forever.]

In my house we call it a "lady boner".

Because we are very proper and ladylike.

[WLSResources/ClothingExch 3,443]

@@LipstickLady, I've heard that about you. I've also heard that your nose has grown as long as a didgeridoo.

Oy gevalt, such subject matter. You realize that we really are dating now, don't you?

[LipstickLady 25,682]

@@WLSResources/ClothingExch

Because you get a lady boner whenever I'm around?

[WLSResources/ClothingExch 3,443]

@@LipstickLady, you're fresh. Do I have to slap you every time we go out? Could get interesting.