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I recently been drinking a lot more of a miracle weight loss and overall good health liquid.

It helps me when I have the urge to eat something due to head hunger and is important not only to help me lose weight, but for proper health.

It has no artificial preservatives, no additives (within reason), no artificial flavors, dairy-free, no artificial colors, is fat-free, gluten-free, non-GMO, zero calories, soy-free, the strictest vegetarian diet friendly, sugar-free and for the most part readily available for a very low cost....

It's called Water. It is available at a faucet or Water fountain near you.

The only problem I have is, do I have to wait 30 minutes before or after I normally drink my water throughout the day before having this liquid? :)

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I'm a dealer in a new, fabulous product you all should try. It provides all the health benefits for an amazingly low price and it's a terrific space saver. It's called INSTANT Water. It's pure Water that comes in gallon jugs and it's so easy to prepare. All you do is add a gallon of tap water and, voila!, you've got two gallons of water!

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Caution - www.dhmo.org

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What about the powdered version?

To quote the comedian Steven Wright:

"I bought some powdered Water, but I don’t know what to add."

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Caution - www.dhmo.org

That is why I only buy the more expensive original H20 and not the cheap imitation version.

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  • The only side affect seems to be is that it can cause a severe case of wise cracks.

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Good one.

I'm so very damn grateful that I truly enjoy Water. I've seen folks talk about how they can't stand it. That's gotta suck.

Staying hydrated feels mighty good.

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I almost didn't read this...until I saw who posted it and thought "oh this is going to be good". thanks for the chuckle and not disappointing.

dihydrogen monoxide - it does a body good

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LOL, this was my father's answer years ago when we had 2 Water scares in Sydney, and it ruined 2 of my new Water filters.

Dad said: "Ah, don't worry, just drink Vodka, it will kill all the germs" ......

I answered him that I will keep boiling the water, but thanks for the advice :D

Today I am so happy that I can guzzle water again!

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Your post reminded me of this:

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I felt that the full-calorie version of Water was too heavy for me, so I've since moved to the lighter, healthier, Water Zero™ B)

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Immediately post op I couldn't drink Water and I loved Water, so I added tea, crystal lite. 3 weeks later, no problem drinking plain water again. Yeah

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