Hi, my name is Sharon and I was a bad girl this weekend. (Hangs head in shame).

On Friday, my man bought a chocolate fudge cake for his wife's birthday. I took the cake home, whipped up a batch of buttercream frosting (which is to die for, I have to say), and put roses all over it. I sampled some frosting (bad bad bad).

The cake was beautiful. (good good good)

On Saturday, as I was driving 2 hours to where we were staying for the weekend, I bought a sugar-free rockstar. It's been probably three years since I had one. I had to stop drinking them because they were giving me an irregular heartbeat (I would drink two or three a day). In addition to not being able to have them because of the caffeine, they are carbonated. It was so good I moaned. Quite audibly. (bad bad bad)

I got to see a good friend that moved away about six years ago. She and her husband were back for the weekend. (good good good)

At the party Saturday night I had two forkfuls of that chocolate cake. (bad bad bad)

Also at the party Saturday night, I stripped down to a long tshirt and played paint-twister with two other girls, mostly naked, while other party-goers laughed their collective butts off. (good good good)

Sunday morning I woke up with a stiff knee from paint-twister. (bad bad bad)

Sunday morning I got some horizontal mambo from da man. (good good good)

I drove home and took a three-hour nap and now I feel icky. (bad bad bad)

Crud. That's 5 to 4 in favor of bad. I'm a badddd girl. Oh, and I drank with a straw all weekend. EEK! 6 to 4 in favor of bad.

The only thing bad about you is your penchant for exaggeration. You gave two forks of cake a rating of three bads. No way. Two bads and not a penny more. Keep it up, Chickadee, and you'll have to sit out the next three scene parties.

Edited July 18, 201610 yr by WLSResources/ClothingExch

The only thing bad about you is your penchant for exaggeration. You gave two forks of cake a rating of three bads. No way. Two bads and not a penny more. Keep it up, Chickadee, and you'll have to sit out the next three scene parties.

It was REALLY REALLY good cake!

The next scene party is a five-day camping trip, which I will miss because I will be in Florida for my birthday. That should count for three regular parties. (nods wisely)

You "like" having to sit out the parties, do you? Now I know for sure that you're the genuine article.

P.S. Nope, no dispensation or credit for birthdays.

Edited July 18, 201610 yr by WLSResources/ClothingExch

What I always say, "sometimes it isn't what you eat, it is about what you DIDN'T eat".

Some frosting, 2 bites of cake while not "good", in the past what would you have eaten?

I ate a handful of almonds tonight but bAck in the day, it would be a bag of them and some Cookies as well.

Ehhh your man has a wife? I think that issue needs to be addressed first....

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Ehhh your man has a wife? I think that issue needs to be addressed first....

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We're in a loving, poly relationship.

Here is the note she sent me after this weekend: You are amazing. Thank you for everything you did for me this weekend and everything you have brought to our lives. We are so lucky to have found such a caring, loving and gentle soul to share our lives with. I have so much love for you.

Edited July 18, 201610 yr by Sharon1964

WOW!

Man, if this is your version is being bad, bad, bad, then I think you're probably doing a-okay.

I had to google "sugar free rockstar."

Everything else I understood.

LOL!