Ok b*tches...

As the newly, self-appointed Minister for Getting Sh*t Going, I've decided to run a weekly topic entitled "What's your favourite..."

Each week, I'll post a new subject. All you have to do is reply with your favourite of that particular thing...

It could be something 'normal' like song/movie/book...

It could be something a little more controversial like...

Well, let's just see what I/we can get away with without causing a mass banning...

Anyway, feel free to comment...

At the same time, feel free to pass over the thread if you're just gonna be a d*ck and screw things up...

You're not obligated to post/reply/like/read any of this...

So, for this week, we'll start with an easy one...

What's your favourite....

SONG LYRIC

A line...
A verse..

A chorus...

A whole song...

It matters not...

Share it with the recovering-fatty world...

Not your favourite song!!

But your favourite line(s) from a song...

Have at it b*tches!!!

***EDIT - When quoting your lyrics, please put the song title and artist as well. I'm always looking for new music to listen to and will be Spotifying the sh*t outta any songs I'm not familiar with...

Thanx...

You're just my type... You've got a pulse and you are breathing...

-Saint Motel

This song always makes me smile

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Why does tigger bounce on his tail?

He doesn't want to step on pooh!

What can I say...I teach pre k

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This:

Checkmate honey, you're the only one who's got ta choose

Where to draw the line

Aerosmith

(Gilbert Gottfried said this during the Comedy Central roast of Roseanne Barr):

A drunken farmer stumbled upstairs into his bedroom, where his wife Roseanne is.

She sees her husband holding a sheep under his arms.

The farmer yells, "This is the pig I've been f******!"

Roseanne says, "You idiot, that's not a pig. It's a sheep!"

The farmer says, "Shut the f*** up. I was talking to the sheep!"

His placing of those asterisks after the letter "f" is hilarious and pure comedic genius!!!

Edited July 2, 201610 yr by 4MRB4PHOTO

As if you'd expect anything less....

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How about the world's shortest joke:

Two women were sitting quietly on a bench.

(Ba-dum Tish)

My kid told me this one today.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Exactly where you left him.

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And another:

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

I am late to the part:

"You better shop around."

"I thank God for unanswered prayers."

What do you call a cow with no legs??

Ground beef

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What do you call a boom-a-rang that doesn't come back?

A stick

Two pirates meet 
in a bar. The first one has a patch over one eye, 
a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says the second one. “What happened to ya?”

“Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”

“And yer hand?”

“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”

“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”

“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”

“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”

“True,” he says. “But it was me first day with the hook.”

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!!

Did you hear about the kidnapping?

He woke up...

What do you get when you cross flatulence and Peanut Butter?

A fart that sticks to the roof of your ass!

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