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Dec. sleevers.. I saw a topic about this but lost it? Anyone out there yet for dec. surgery?

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I am going to miss y'all but I moved to 11-10-14. No longer a Dec. Sleever!

I am going to miss y'all but I moved to 11-10-14. No longer a Dec. Sleever!

That's super exciting!! Good luck! I'm jealous :)

That's super exciting!! Good luck! I'm jealous :)

December will be here before you know it.

There are well known facts on the internet these days that may help you make your scheduling decision:

1.) December Sleevers experience .015% less post op hair loss than those sleeved in November. (Weird but true apparently.)

2.) Sleeves performed in November could result in uncontrollable flatulence in 99.98%, or less, of the recipients. (I've read that it has something to do with the tides and moon phases affect on the formation of the pouch during that month.)

3.) December Sleevers have been scientifically proven to be able to "Trust a Fart" 2.43% more than a November Sleever. (They are more patient and less likely to take a chance according to the research performed.)

4.) December Sleevers "Rule"....... while November Sleevers, may in fact, "Drool". (Although this is still a theory, some feel it is soon to be definitively proven to be true.)

5.) December Sleevers may be a tad envious of their November brothers and sisters and are 100% likely to fabricate statistics based on said envy.

(My surgery date is Dec 10th)

Hysterical!

I am going to miss y'all but I moved to 11-10-14. No longer a Dec. Sleever!

Wishing you all the best and continued success.

Wishing you all the best and continued success.

. Thank you, I will keep you up-to-date.

@@kymmiej11, where did you add a group?? sorry I haven't been on in a while. been so busy at work. Im STILL waiting on my pre-cert to come back.... the waiting game continues...

apparently it brought me back to your topic..lol. Im still trying to get used to how these forums work!

Yes my doctors office called today and left a message to call them back to set up an appointment for sleeve surgery. but my primary still needs to send me to the heart doctor and have ultra sound on my abdominal area and blood work. so i am hoping late November early Dec? :unsure:

December 10th here.

When I see the doc on 11/9 he is going to set my date, getting nervous.

. Thank you, I will keep you up-to-date.

I just got an email they are going to let me know the date when I see the doc on 11/9

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