So let see how this GOES as they told me not to post on social media under

Sedation! I had my EGD and they took a biopsy. I do have a hiatus hernia and they found inflammation in the gastric Antrum. They said this could HAVE A bacteria and thus the biopsy. Won't hear back for 5-10 days. Ever since I have had my gull bladder out a few years ago I get serious stomach pain like my organs are in a vise! I wonder if this could be the cause of this pain. Either way I will talk to the surgeon and then we will pick sleeve or bypass and he will correct the hernia during surgery!

OK NOW FOR THE FUNNY PART! I had an IV and told them I had a high gag reflex so what ever they could give me to put me out would be great! So the Dr looked at me and said with a question in her voice, so you are going to be 50??? She said your skin is beautiful and you don't look 50 at all what do you use. I explained I worked with a biotech company and we have a SkinCare product Nerium and a new Body contouring cream Nerium firm. She asked me what was in it and where she could get it. MY MIND WENT COMPLETELY BLANK!!! I remember asking her if she saw the movie Baby mamma with Tina Faye. I started quoting scenes from the movie where her seragate was getting the implantation and they had her hooked to an IV. She grabbed the IV and said, what's the street name for this I have to get more! Anyway.... I remember gagging as they put the scope in, Tina Faye and then I woke up!

I CRACK MYSELF UP

When I woke up after my first c-section, the nurse said I was making sounds along with the one of the monitors. Dit Dit Dit Dit..........

After sedation at the dentist's office, I told him I loved him. I also said "wwwhhheeee" as we drove home and went around every corner.

There is a hilarious video of a teen who had his wisdom teeth out and the after effects of the drugs. So so funny. If you can find it on you tube you will crack up.

My son had his wisdom teeth out and when he woke up he kept telling the nurse she was lying to him. He almost started arguing with her. She was laughing.

When I was a kid I swore at the dentist that removed a tooth-words my mother didn't know I knew and at the last edg and dilation I had for a stricture I asked strangers in the elevator if they were there for the party, and they said yes, if I wanted them to be, and I told them yes they were lucky because I was there and I was the life of the party. Not my normal self and my daughter said it was embarrassing. Oh well.