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Well, welcome :)

This place is full of excellent support and information. Lots of great people on here who will help you as much as possible. Right now some of us are on pre-op diets and we are trying to get through it as easily as possible. Lol

Some of us are on our pre op diets and are totally slap happy from lack of food. Hahahaha

But seriously. Welcome!

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I think subconsciously I'm lazy! Also we live ten minutes from the hospital so I'm not majorly screwed if I forget something

I'm just lazy. Nothing subconscious about it. Hahahaha

Same. I think I live like 7-10 miles from the hospital. Plus, I will probably procrastinate and wait until the night before. Plus, I'll need something to do in between pooping my non existent food out of me, and not being able to sleep because of nerves and excitement. Hah. I didn't sleep a wink before my knee surgery a few years ago. I figure I'll catch up when they put me out.

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I'm just lazy. Nothing subconscious about it. Hahahaha Same. I think I live like 7-10 miles from the hospital. Plus, I will probably procrastinate and wait until the night before. Plus, I'll need something to do in between pooping my non existent food out of me, and not being able to sleep because of nerves and excitement. Hah. I didn't sleep a wink before my knee surgery a few years ago. I figure I'll catch up when they put me out.

Hahaha!!! Pooping your nonexistent food out!!!! Love it!!!

I'm opposite. I'll probably pack my bag on Friday. Lol then check it. Then recheck it. Then check my cabinets. Then recheck them about 10 more times. :D

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I'm just lazy. Nothing subconscious about it. Hahahaha

Same. I think I live like 7-10 miles from the hospital. Plus, I will probably procrastinate and wait until the night before. Plus, I'll need something to do in between pooping my non existent food out of me, and not being able to sleep because of nerves and excitement. Hah. I didn't sleep a wink before my knee surgery a few years ago. I figure I'll catch up when they put me out.

I thought I was the only one pooping non-existent food. I'm like "what is this?!" Witchcraft!

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Hahaha!!! Pooping your nonexistent food out!!!! Love it!!! I'm opposite. I'll probably pack my bag on Friday. Lol then check it. Then recheck it. Then check my cabinets. Then recheck them about 10 more times. :D

Hahah. Shoot. I don't even poop now....

Speaking of... People on or have done the pre op diet... Anyone else basically not poop? I've pooped twice since last Wednesday. And no farts. Nothing. So weird.

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I thought I was the only one pooping non-existent food. I'm like "what is this?!" Witchcraft!

Bahahahahhahaha. I meant for my bowel prep. I'm not pooping at all right now!

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Bahahahahhahaha. I meant for my bowel prep. I'm not pooping at all right now!

Omg. I don't have to do that. But for a couple days I have been going constantly lol!

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Hahah. Shoot. I don't even poop now.... Speaking of... People on or have done the pre op diet... Anyone else basically not poop? I've pooped twice since last Wednesday. And no farts. Nothing. So weird.

Oh, I can definitely fart. Lol. But without gobbling stool softener a I can't poop. I haven't lost any more weight since like, the first 3 days though. I think I need to up my fluids.

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I made it! Approved and scheduled for 3/28. I already have time off scheduled at work. I am ready to go! I am 234 and pre surgery goal weight was set at 215. So, the journey begins for real!

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Oh, I can definitely fart. Lol. But without gobbling stool softener a I can't poop. I haven't lost any more weight since like, the first 3 days though. I think I need to up my fluids.

Yeah. Im.wondering if I should take a laxative. Maybe. And then drink lots.

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Yeah. Im.wondering if I should take a laxative. Maybe. And then drink lots.

Ha! I just tagged u in a pic on FB. You'll find the humor in it

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Ha! I just tagged u in a pic on FB. You'll find the humor in it

I laughed my ass off then showed my roommate. And then explained to her my poop issues, even though she can't stand to talk about any of those kinds of things. Bahahahaha.

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Why does technology hate so much??

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Why does technology hate so much??

Bc they are trying to take over the world. Jeez, haven't you watched the Terminator movies??? Lmao

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