So I'm walking out of work the other day and this one girl that I've seen several times throughout the building is wearing an "Apple Bottoms" coat. For those of you not familiar, it's a cothing brand. She's tall and very thin, the kind where the legs go right into the butt with no curve just straight up. Im thinking.... Apple Bottom? ha...try Apple Stem. Now don't get me wrong, she is beautiful and thin and thats awesome but what the hell. I don't wear that particular brand but i was still like "come on". Somewhere, someone created this brand to glorify or bring positive attention to us girls with some shape and now it's cool for anyone to wear something that more or less says you have a big ass. Bah! I dont get it.

Never heard of Apple Bottoms. I think I'll look it up.

That's funny! Maybe she thinks she DOES have an apple bottom. I do, which is both good and bad, but I would never wear anything that draws that much attention to my, uh, bottom.

This is actually a little depressing. Now I understand the thought behind my Pumpkin Bottom pants.