Okay, this subject was recently discussed when one of us had a wild night and thought she hurt her band.

Is this possible? What about wearing really tight tight jeans all day? What about if you had wild sex in the morning then wore really tight jeans all day? Not that sweet lil ol me did that, but how come I feel an odd sensation under my left rib and I've got the burpies and feel super restricted?

My Protein shake went down fine (SHUT UP DONALI CAUSE I'M TALKING ABOUT MILK AND PINEAPPLES IN THE BLENDER.) All my Water went down fine, too. But I do feel very odd and tight in my rib cage.

No wonder he doesn't mind if you're mad at him....

Wow... you can feel it all the way up into your rib cage???

**eyes wide in awe**

GEE, thanks for taking my discomfort so seriously. At least now you know why he gets away with murder!

But NO, I didn't feel it all the way to my ribs you big dork. It's just the position we were in was (**** CENSORED*** )

I better PM the rest of this before it's too late.

Oh my, oh my, oh my.

I don't think even strenuous exercise can damage the band, but slippage is a possibility. I guess. But I can't imagine what you could be talking about!

I'm square.

Okay, now we're getting to the root of the problem. So, Alex, if my band slips, are the symptoms automatic? Could I have bruised the area? Because I was able to eat a good size lunch, too much, actually but it was free so it didn't count?

It feels a little bruised. Not painful, just "there" if that makes sense.

Oh, and my numnskull husband called me after work acting like everything's fine. He wanted to know why I was still made since we already had make-up sex. WHAT? Can they really, truly be that shallow? Still in total disbelief. I can't even believe I did the dirty with him as mad as I was, but I'm not getting any younger so I went for it.

Yes, Yes, Yes!!!! They can really be that shallow. Having a new male roommate who is also my husbands co-worker and friend has made that shallow point MORE clear!!! Clear as a damned bell. I listen to them once in awhile chabbering and I pause and wonder why on gods green earth they were put on this planet.

About the sex and injuring yourself... Unlikely... I find after doing 5-10 minutes worth of ab excercises my port area gets really irritated once in awhile. It has happened two or three times and has lasted 24-48 hours. It doesn't look like anything on the surface but I can feel something going on underneath. I'll come out of the workout and it hurts just to breath on the left side. Nothing looks out of normal, color looks good on the skin, no heat radiating from my skin, no bumps, blah, blah. Doubt I am doing any damage but just using those muscles for once. Even without the port I am sure the muscles still might get irritated. Sorry if none of this is any help or doesn't even sound similar but thought I would toss it out there. My pain is not excrusiating but uncomfortable. Teresa:cool:

Well, well, well.

I would love to give you some pointers here, but I have never, ever made Patty mad, so I have never, ever, experienced make up sex.

That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it.

Whip, maybe you ought to piss her off just once so you can do the upside-downy with her... you might like it! Though my ribs do have this little twingy bruise feeling. Odd, I've had the twinges on the right often (probably gallbladder ready to blow) but I've never had any strange sensations on the left side under the ribs.

Here, I'll draw you a diagram, hahahahah... NOT.

OMIGOD... I am laughing through my tears!

Lisa... I would think that a spirited romp in the hay might just cause irritation to the former port site. (was your port on the left?) Perhaps you could try letting Chris do all of the work... you just sit back and enjoy. He's gotta A LOT of work to do to make up for his faux pas!

Ryan... do ya think we were all born yesterday???? I think we will need confirmation from the wifiepoo on the ole make-up sex topic.

I think I will stick to Protein powder for now and actually sleeping while in bed.

Darcy

Darcy, I'm convinced I still have a port. How in the world can I still be inflamed and sore where there's no port? Maybe Dr. Kuri has a new placebo approach and he just pretended to take out my port? Ya gotta wonder.

LOL... I think it would still be possible for those muscles to still be irritated from having a port stitched into them... and ...let's face it girl... you don't heal as well as the average Joe! BUT... perhaps the old port laid eggs and a new one hatched???? Hmmmm... something to think about....

Darcy

BUT... perhaps the old port laid eggs and a new one hatched????

Uh... EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

I think your port crossed your ovaries and re-directed stuff and now you're pregnant.

I think your port crossed your ovaries and re-directed stuff and now you're pregnant.

Darcy's gonna have porties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHo's pregnant???? If I'm pregnant... then I am gonna be single for sure! My hubby shoots blanks... no mo babies!

Awww... Donali... can't you just see the cute wittle baby port????