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Did you log it in mfp? Hahaha I read the average ejaculation has about 20calories lol.

Lmao!!

highest weight 224#<br />sx weight 213# (11/20/12)<br />current weight 154.8#(6/15)

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Ladies thank u for the very good info!! I'm goin to start feeding my hubby fruit 24/7 and throwing out the beer. Lol:-)

highest weight 224#<br />sx weight 213# (11/20/12)<br />current weight 154.8#(6/15)

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I was reading these to my boyfriend and he just smiled and said I'd be more than glad to help you get your Protein baby.. Lol

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Very informative..lol

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I have 4 times since surgery and am almost a month out, but had no issues.

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This is my favorite toast for a bridal shower:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

this is my marital advice for you:

Swallow

:)

Your bridal showers must be a lot more wild than the ones I go to! Sounds more like a bachelorette party toast...lol :)

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Okay ladies! I'm going to try and keep this as clean as I can but its a sex thing so it's definitely adult content!

Have any of you had issues with "swallowing" since being sleeved? I went down on my new guy tonight and my sleeve was KILLING me after! I felt like I had eaten too much too fast and then chugged a bunch of Water within 5 minutes. It's starting to go away now but it's a few hours later and it's still really uncomfortable.... I hadn't eaten before of anything so my sleeve was empty.

I'm almost 4 months out... Why does it hurt so bad???? Am I never going to be able to "swallow" again??? *panicked face*!! Help !!!

I mean' date=' It's not like you can portion it ;p[/quote']

My guess would be swallowed air that caused the pain, not the "substance" itself. How far put from surgery are you?

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Never even thought about the potential to gag and maybe throw up...( eeeek) due to the capacity of the sleeve , with all the saliva and what not....... I would D.I.E. if that happened .....

*scared*

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I have 4 times since surgery and am almost a month out, but had no issues.

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I'm almost a month out, too, but I can promise you that my man is nowhere near as happy as your man must be! You go, girl! ;)

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I'm almost a month out' date=' too, but I can promise you that my man is nowhere near as happy as your man must be! You go, girl! <img src='http://www.bariatricpal.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' />[/quote']

LMAO! Thanks! :D

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@southern....i hear u...lmao

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Girl!!!! I give you credit asking that...what woman didn't think of that..I know I thought about it!!! Super funny!!!! :)

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BEST THREAD EVER!!! LMAO! But seriously was it your stomach or your throat that hurt? Is your new man unusually well endowed? Lucky girl!

It made my throat hurt a little the first time after surgery but not my newly-sleeved stomach.

pre-surgery weight 325; surgery date 2/28/2013; surgery weight 307; 8 weeks past-op weight 281.4; 12 weeks post-op 274; 4 month post-op 266.2

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My bf now beings a cup in the room because I am sick when I swallow! YOU ARE NOT CRAZY! LOL

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Lmao! Omg this post is too funny! I never even thought of this as an issue! I'm sorry for your discomfort, hopefully it'll pass though!

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