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Martin, nice to meet you!

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Kristine

I too, see "fry(s)" with Martin's name

You do too!! I thought it was just that I'm hungry all the time!! Oh and I have slight dyslexia..

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You all have such nice names but lets get back to my intestines..... Dean...... Lol

Yes this is the "all about Martin and his bodily functions" thread!!

So Martin when do think you might finally get that BM

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Lol bm I have bms no t no shade honey!

Shade!! Isn't that something an old queen would say !! :P

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Laura ima claw your eyes out honey and take your husband!

Don't you be messing around with my bread and butter.... I mean the man that I love and will always be with until death due us.... Ok he was looking over my shoulder,

b***h don't mess with my meal ticket!

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Omg lol I laughed so loud that Dave thought I fell down lol.

Don't you be messing around with my bread and butter.... I mean the man that I love and will always be with until death due us.... Ok he was looking over my shoulder,

b***h don't mess with my meal ticket!

Sounds like Laura's husband doubles as a wallet shaped like a vibrator.

What! What! What! Don't be talking smack about my man! He works his tail off so I can sit on mine all day!

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Lol wallet vibrator! Anna Nicole smith!!

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