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So I decided when I get to goal weight I'm going to get height surgery where they break my legs and reset them so I can be 5'8 instead of 5'6. And I'm going to get my fingers elongated as well. So they'll break my fingers and set them! I can't weight! I mean I can't wait!

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Ok, I think you've watched too many movies or something...or you're just crazy. lol

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Just fell off my chair again lol

Fyre you are so fun!!!

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Traci, he is the good kind of cray cray lol

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I can dream!

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I had my wife convinced years ago that you could have plastic surgery to have the gag mechanism removed.

I failed in my attempts to get her to agree to have the mythical surgery!

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I had my wife convinced years ago that you could have plastic surgery to have the gag mechanism removed.

I failed in my attempts to get her to agree to have the mythical surgery!

LOL

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Oh my god..... Lol dean.... I'm speechless. I can help her!!!

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Oh my god..... Lol dean.... I'm speechless. I can help her!!!

LMAO do you run a class? ;):P

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SHUT. UP!!!!!

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As long as you pay for my flight I will teach your wife in the ways of gay chi!

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As long as you pay for my flight I will teach your wife in the ways of gay chi!

Omfg that just fing killed me.

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I hope that's a good thing?! Lol

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As long as you pay for my flight I will teach your wife in the ways of gay chi!

hmmmmmm, would probably be cheaper and more effective than mythical surgery.

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