So I decided when I get to goal weight I'm going to get height surgery where they break my legs and reset them so I can be 5'8 instead of 5'6. And I'm going to get my fingers elongated as well. So they'll break my fingers and set them! I can't weight! I mean I can't wait!

Ok, I think you've watched too many movies or something...or you're just crazy. lol

Just fell off my chair again lol

Fyre you are so fun!!!

Traci, he is the good kind of cray cray lol

I can dream!

I had my wife convinced years ago that you could have plastic surgery to have the gag mechanism removed.

I failed in my attempts to get her to agree to have the mythical surgery!

I had my wife convinced years ago that you could have plastic surgery to have the gag mechanism removed.

I failed in my attempts to get her to agree to have the mythical surgery!

LOL

Oh my god..... Lol dean.... I'm speechless. I can help her!!!

Oh my god..... Lol dean.... I'm speechless. I can help her!!!

LMAO do you run a class?

SHUT. UP!!!!!

As long as you pay for my flight I will teach your wife in the ways of gay chi!

As long as you pay for my flight I will teach your wife in the ways of gay chi!

Omfg that just fing killed me.

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I hope that's a good thing?! Lol

As long as you pay for my flight I will teach your wife in the ways of gay chi!

hmmmmmm, would probably be cheaper and more effective than mythical surgery.

Good thing you didn't decide to have "male enhancement" surgery....that would be painful.

Good thing you didn't decide to have "male enhancement" surgery....that would be painful.

That's next!