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New Whey Liquid Protein. Very Funny

Researching reviews on Amazon and saw this. About wet myself laughing.

"3.0 out of 5 stars Gross, but has a lot of proteinI drink these for lunch because I need Protein and like to torture myself. They taste like a wild boar's butthole farting green apple, but I just close my eyes and pretend that I am Dumbledore drinking the Drink of Despair and I'm able to choke it down."

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    I just choked down not quite half of an acai berry one, and I had to dilute it with water and put it on ice. Then I read the reviews on Amazon that said these things don't have the right kind of protein in them, that collagen protein isn't absorbed like whey is. I had bought three vials, but I'm taking the other two back.

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    Lol....omg I know- I stupidly bought the six box watermelon and extra....along with the grape! Anyone want to try it- send me you address I'll mail you one FREE of charge! I have to admit they do have a funky "ass" taste but again if you to try message me your address!

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    Lol....omg I know- I stupidly bought the six box watermelon and extra....along with the grape! Anyone want to try it- send me you address I'll mail you one FREE of charge! I have to admit they do have a funky "ass" taste but again if you to try message me your address!

    Sorry it's acai berry not grape!

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    There ARE better forms of Protein... and if you can tolerate it the best is to make smoothies and add in a similar flavor dry protein mix. I use Syntrax nectar. After trying the samples I bought a few tubs in a variety of flavors. The price point come to about $0.68 a serving and that is MUCH CHEAPER than those bullets out there. I make about 6 oz and enjoy my shakes...

    OP that was a funny post!

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    I've had a couple shakes tastes like battery acid which of course I have never drunk.

    I plan to bring them to my 1st support group meeting next week and offer them up to whoever wants them. :D

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    XD

    I described clear liquid Protein drinks to my mom as "tasting like ass." Her reply? "How do you know what ass tastes like?"

    hehehehahahaha

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    I saw those at WalMart!! I was too chicken to buy them though LOL

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