You Might Be A Redneck If (This Is Your Nsv)...

[Pookeyism 1,143]

Ok - so I HAVE to share this, and I will try to make it brief.

I have a friend who is much younger than myself, and has fallen into a terrible relationship with a very controlling much older woman (older than myself by 5 years).

So younger friend is staying at my house to get her head together and think stuff over, and older ex friend thought I would be at work, so she was going to show up and quite literally take her at my doorstep (younger friend is smoker and not allowed to smoke in yard, take it to the curb, tyvm).

But I had to go home today to undo the hoses on my old washing machine (ugh a whole other story). I was parked away from my driveway for access to take away said old washer...and I hear raised voices and all this - it is coming from my driveway!!!!

I run out and ex is trying to pull friend away - then she sees me. She hasnt seen me since before the surgery.

I hear her go - "What the h***!" Just before she literally tried to run away - she didn't get far...let's leave it at that...

[CJ_Redux 137]

LOL that's an NSV wrapped in drama!

[Pookeyism 1,143]

LOL that's an NSV wrapped in drama!

Unfortunately kinda - I don't mind chaos, but I can't stand drama. The (I have now determined to be) crazy ex actually used to be my friend...I suppose I never really knew her.

[futureskinnypants 193]

lol I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My life is a jerry springer episode all on its own. My Dad left my mom after 25 years and married my cousin (not blood related to him) so now my 2nd cousins are my step siblings. Trust me in saying 272 lbs or 130 lbs....she wouldn't get far either!!!! Great job with the loss, and the beat down

[Ms skinniness 3,003]

Love it! That ex was really shocked at your WL! LOL

[letsdothis!!! 42]

I run out and ex is trying to pull friend away - then she sees me. She hasnt seen me since before the surgery.

I hear her go - "What the h***!" Just before she literally tried to run away - she didn't get far...let's leave it at that...

"WTH?" lol!

[brandymarie81 108]

I can totally see this whole thing playing out in my head and I am loving every second! That is an awesome NSV! I can't wait til I can chase a crazy!

[NancyJerry 139]

You seriously crack me UP!! LOL - THANKS for sharing!

[Janedeaux3 70]

You seriously crack me UP!! LOL - THANKS for sharing!

I have to agree w Nancy. Lol. Thanks!

...And I was able to see it in my head too!

<giggle>

[Piplula 709]

Bawahahahahahahahahaha!

[Lissa 2,631]

Go, Pookey, Go!! I'm redneck enough to think that's awesome!! Come on down here to FL. I'll show you how Redneck Girls roll!